stop flying on jetstar then
I went Jetstar once, never again.
With Qantas I've always had the good air hostess though.
This cocky Australian walks into an airport lounge bar and spots a good-looking blonde sitting alone. He?s been around, guesses she?s an off duty flight attendant, but doesn?t want to be too obvious. Sits down beside her and says:
?Fly the friendly skies?.
She looks at him and, without a word, picks up her drink.
Okay, he thinks, she?s not with United.
?I still call Australia home?.
Again, absolutely no response.
Obviously not with Qantas.
?Smooth as silk?.
She sighs and keeps sipping.
She?s not with Thai airlines.
He?s about to give up when she turns, looks him up and down, and says: ?What the f**k do you want??
?Aha,? he says.? You?re with Jetstar?.
