1st Test: Australia v England at Brisbane Nov 21-25, 2013

[TheParraboy]

of course we are totally screwed the next 5 years if we win the series with that side ,lol

 

[Horrie Is God]

The Poms must be shitting themselves..

 

[Timbo]

Please, that's a virtual all-star lineup.

1-J.Wells
2-N.Reardon
3-T.Head
4-P.Handscomb
5-W.Bosisto
6-T.Ludemann+
7-S.Abbott
8-S.Coyte
9-J.Hastings
10-J.Mennie
11-X.Doherty*

 

[Timbo]

Squad for the first test being announced live on cricket.com.au now.

 

[Timbo]

Announcement being made now:

Gabba squad: Rogers, Warner, Watson, Clarke, Smith, Bailey, Haddin, Siddle, Johnson, Harris, Faulkner and Lyon.

 

[Twizzle]

Falkner back up for Watson obviously but according to the fossil Watson will be fit enough to bowl.

I think the team picks itself on form except for Notch but every other f**king bowler in the country is injured.

Has anyone seen pics of Vegetard in the last few days, he looks anorexic

 

[PARRA_FAN]

So wonder who misses out Lyon or Faulkner?

If Starc was fit, he'd be in for Johnson easy.

 

[Twizzle]

Faulkner will miss out, they wont play without a spinner, they are way too conservative for that.

 

[ek999]

Yeah Faulkner will miss out until Watto breaks down again

 

[hineyrulz]

Sigh!! That side sucks. Johnson was the the worst bowler in the recent completed Shield game how is this gimp straight back in??

Bailey picked on white ball form I would have plumped for Doolan and once again we pick a not 100% Watson do these titheads ever learn?? England must be pissing themselves at that line up. Pissing themselves laughing.

 

[Timbo]

Johnson would be my 12th. Faulkner is absolutely good enough to play as a bowler alone.

I would have looked at Chadd Sayers for the third seamers spot personally.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This was always going to be the side with Faulkner 12th.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I guess the good thing is that Johnson is so mentally weak the pomsaffers will probably cause him to have a mental breakdown and he retire.

 

[jargan83]

Johnson? Why god why! Although we all knew it would happen

I saw him bowl on Friday arvo down at the WACA and wasn't impressed at all, at one stage he was just bowling short balls well over the head of the batsman, umpire even called him for a wide or two.

 

[hineyrulz]

Johnson? Why god why! Although we all knew it would happen

I saw him bowl on Friday arvo down at the WACA and wasn't impressed at all, at one stage he was just bowling short balls well over the head of the batsman, umpire even called him for a wide or two.

Recent shield game at the WACA.

First Innings

Bowling O M R W Econ
MG Johnson 16.4 3 74 2 4.44 (2w)
JP Behrendorff 19 5 58 4 3.05
MG Hogan 20 9 43 3 2.15
AC Agar 13 2 45 1 3.46


2 innings
MG Johnson 21 1 88 3 4.19 (1w)
JP Behrendorff 17.5 6 89 1 4.99
MG Hogan 24 10 63 3 2.62
AC Agar 28 8 47 1 1.67

WG Bosisto 7 0 28 2 4.00

So out bowled by world beaters like Hogan and Behrendorff :lol: I have never seen an Australian cricketer be given a bigger free ride than Myth Johnson. And people whinge about NSW players :lol:

 

[Timbo]

But but but Dennis Lillee thinks he's great!

Who's taking the new ball with Rhino? Both he and veggietard are afraid of it.

 

[lockyno1]

That is the thing that is most stupid about it Timbo. We have 1 new ball bowler, 3 2nd change bowlers and an AR in Watson. We need Pattinson back ASAP!

Bailey is a mistake too, would have picked Alex Doolan.

 

[umina panther]

Watson better be able to bowl or he's even worse selection than Johnson

 

[lockyno1]

No selection is worse than Johnson

 

[Canard]

Recent shield game at the WACA.

First Innings

Bowling O M R W Econ
MG Johnson 16.4 3 74 2 4.44 (2w)
JP Behrendorff 19 5 58 4 3.05
MG Hogan 20 9 43 3 2.15
AC Agar 13 2 45 1 3.46


2 innings
MG Johnson 21 1 88 3 4.19 (1w)
JP Behrendorff 17.5 6 89 1 4.99
MG Hogan 24 10 63 3 2.62
AC Agar 28 8 47 1 1.67

WG Bosisto 7 0 28 2 4.00

So out bowled by world beaters like Hogan and Behrendorff :lol: I have never seen an Australian cricketer be given a bigger free ride than Myth Johnson. And people whinge about NSW players :lol:

Shane Watson perhaps?