2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Tommy Smith]

Lol could these pommy f**kwits possibly have any more luck?

Who needs luck when the opposition selects Bancroft & Scissorhands over Burns & Patterson and also leaves out Starc & Hazlewood.

God bless your selectors.

They're the gifts that have kept on giving, and giving and giving, ever since the day they had to actually use their brains to do their f**king jobs post the era of auto selecting the greatest Test XI of all time over a quick coffee.

*edit* remember when their biggest selection call annually was whether or not to select Stuart MacGill as a 2nd spinner in Sydney to back up Pigeon, Warne and Dizzy/Binga? Tough job that. Really earned their reputations and pay packets.

 

[Hutty1986]

We make Broad look like Botham and Miller combined on his own shitheap. Every single time.

 

[Eelementary]

Re Starc, they’re unlikely to play him with Pattinson & Cummins. It’s probably not a choice then between Siddle or Starc. The balance of the lineup matters.


I don’t see much being different yesterday if Hazlewood had of played.

I think Hazlewood is a more dangerous bowler, even out of form.

 

[Mr Angry]

Who needs luck when the opposition selects Bancroft & Scissorhands over Burns & Patterson and also leaves out Starc & Hazlewood.

They defy logic, probably get a Marsh next.

 

[Hutty1986]

The stage is set for a classic Aussie collapso here...poms will know if they get smiffy cheaply, we are gone

 

[Dave's mate]

Who needs luck when the opposition selects Bancroft & Scissorhands over Burns & Patterson and also leaves out Starc & Hazlewood.

God bless your selectors.

They're the gifts that have kept on giving, and giving and giving, ever since the day they had to actually use their brains to do their f**king jobs post the era of auto selecting the greatest Test XI of all time over a quick coffee.

*edit* remember when their biggest selection call annually was whether or not to select Stuart MacGill as a 2nd spinner in Sydney to back up Pigeon, Warne and Dizzy/Binga? Tough job that. Really earned their reputations and pay packets.

You really are likeable for a Pommy Cocks fan Tommy. f**k you

 

[King hit]

We make Broad look like Botham and Miller combined on his own shitheap. Every single time.

You always seem to deathride our teams. NSW won game 3 after you congratulated QLD on their win. Hoping our boys can use it to their advantage

 

[King hit]

You really are likeable for a Pommy Cocks fan Tommy. f**k you

Roosters fan of course he is good

 

[Hutty1986]

You really are likeable for a Pommy Cocks fan Tommy. f**k you

Tommy is like a funnier, better version of Pommy, minus the ball tampering teacup storm outrage

 

[Hutty1986]

You always seem to deathride our teams. NSW won game 3 after you congratulated QLD on their win. Hoping our boys can use it to their advantage

Just like the amazing last play of the decider, it would take a turnaround not seen for over a decade...but i hope so!

 

[Pommy]

Tommy is like a funnier, better version of Pommy, minus the ball tampering teacup storm outrage

Awww it’s great to know you’re thinking about me.

 

[King hit]

This tail ending batting by the poms has been outstanding

 

[Dave's mate]

Im not sure what sport is worse cricket or rugby league. Both are soul destroying and pointless

 

[Hutty1986]

136 overs in the field.

 

[Eelectrica]

Finally. Needed to happen 50 or 60 runs ago.
Need Warner and Bancroft to erase a really good chunk of this deficit before departing if we're to set a hard target.
Probably need around 340 runs this innings to be a realistic chance.

 

[King hit]

Hope this rain comes on day 4 and 5 England in the box seat

 

[lockyno1]

Admiral to save us

 

[Dave's mate]

This won't be good

 

[8Ball]

Not much in this pitch. Should bat a long time if our batsman have a dig

 

[8Ball]

these f**king umps