2023 R5 Thu - Sydney 28-20 Parramatta @ Allianz

[Mr. Shaman]

Man I wish I could watch and match thread at the same time

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

If it ends with beige stains on it then I have a story for you!

I was worried about doxxing myself if any of my mates were lurking but then I realised that they'd 100% already know who I am given my constant thirsting.

I was on a boys trip in Italy and a mate lost a bet with me and had to get a coffee enema. We were on a crowded train about 30 minutes after it and were stranded in an aisle. He was like "moite this is an emergency, I need to get off" - turned out he wasn't fully drained and he extreme geyser sharted - I can't express how incredible the force was - right through his light linen shorts and it went all over an older lady and her white shirt sitting near where he was standing.

Smelt like a flat white tho.

 

[Bazal]

Ah yes a shortside raid with a three man defecit.

Parraball

 

[westerntiger]

Parraball

Waqaball

 

[Bazal]

Waqaball

Waqa passed so I'm giving him 45/100 for that play

Bryce is so shit

 

[Apey]

Oh no Brandy commentating with Sualii playing. Is he still going to fap over him even though he's going to rugby?

 

[This Year?]

shame he didnt kick for the corner there

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Keary ran with the speed of a man with brain damage

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k off Pube collector.

 

[I Bleed Maroon]

Looool eat a bag of dicks, Moses

 

[westerntiger]

Politis in the ref's ear

 

[Bazal]

Good old pube collector

 

[GongPanther]

LOL!

 

[mave]

How the f**k do these yellow merkins let those passes from the Roosters go, after last week?

 

[This Year?]

penis oops wrong one in the bin for ultimate pube collecting

 

[eagles4eva]

lol keep arguing, he's gonna change his mind

 

[Generalzod]

Pensini is given 10 mins to eat his Ravioli.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

The pube collector is the most power hungry flog since putin

 

[Bazal]

That's why he's the King. JFC

 

[mongoose]

harsh sin bin