4th Test: Australia v India @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2024

[This Year?]

So I wonder what plan the committee came up with.

 

[Haffa]

6 overs is all this clown has managed. Might as well pick another specialist bowler

 

[simmo1]

Time for a Marnus 125kmh bouncer barrage.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Get Marsh off, what an impotent clown.


And, no I'm not talking about myself.

 

[This Year?]

I got a feeling someone is about to drop a catch.

 

[This Year?]

Maybe try bowling it at the stumps?

 

[This Year?]

Line please?
Someone say did KFC?

 

[horrie hastings]

This is like watching paint peeling off the Titanic now.

 

[Bazal]

So I wonder what plan the committee came up with.

They all put Nair on every inch of their bodies, said "give Darsh and that bald internet meme a bowl IDK" and then went back to fellating themselves

 

[mave]

Boland getting more turn than baldy

 

[This Year?]

They all put Nair on every inch of their bodies, said "give Darsh and that bald internet meme a bowl IDK" and then went back to fellating themselves

Alopecia universalis FTW!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Can India send in a nighthawk to liven things up a bit?

 

[Bazal]

Alopecia universalis FTW!

Good lord Nathan Lyon is ugly

 

[This Year?]

Try
Something.
Different.
Please.
You.
f**king.
merkins.

 

[Fangs]

Forget about the draw. Australia could lose this test from here. If the lead is under 100 when we bat again and we lose early wickets to Bumrah then we are more than capable of shitting our pants here.

India have absolutely nothing to lose.

 

[TheParraboy]

So if Starc is f**ked for the next test do they go with Jyhihye or bring in a lefty like Spencer for hire?

Or does Bailey have a brother in law?

Go 5 attacking bowlers, we are gonna need to win

6 Carey
7 Sams
8 Cummins
9 Jhye
10 Pope
11 Siddle

 

[This Year?]

End of yesterday: We're gonna thrash these merkins.
End of today: We'll be lucky if we don't lose.

What a wild ride this is.

 

[Haffa]

Decent spell from Boland here.

 

[This Year?]

It took him what feels like forever but what a resilient half century by Washington.

 

[Fangs]

Washington has done us with the bat for the second tour down under. We have no clue what to do with him.