Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[T.S Quint]

Holy f**king f**k. Why am I so nervous before this date? I'm literally doing this once a week, but I'm sitting here like it's two minutes to curtain on opening night.

Help!

Copious amounts of alcohol may be the answer.

 

[Misanthrope]

Oh man. This girl.

 

[woodyk2]

How did it go?

 

[Misanthrope]

Pretty well, I think.

We stayed out from 9 until 1am just shooting the shit over dinner. She laughed a lot. Told me I was handsome. Gave me a chaste kissed goodnight.

I wasn't brimming with confidence, but five minutes after I'd put her in a cab she'd texted to thank me for the night and suggest we do it again.

So, yay, yeah?

 

[woodyk2]

Sounds pretty good to me !

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's a good start.

 

[Misanthrope]

My Mum will be pleased. She's half Chinese.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

She's a local or an out of towner like you?

Probs american?

 

[Twizzle]

Pretty well, I think.

We stayed out from 9 until 1am just shooting the shit over dinner. She laughed a lot. Told me I was handsome. Gave me a chaste kissed goodnight.

I wasn't brimming with confidence, but five minutes after I'd put her in a cab she'd texted to thank me for the night and suggest we do it again.

So, yay, yeah?

that'll do it

 

[Skinner]

My Mum will be pleased. She's half Chinese.

Eurasian women tend to be very beautiful.

 

[Dani]

I want a sexy, bearded man to make me laugh!

 

[muzby]

I want a sexy, bearded man to make me laugh!

just watch david williams' highlights from the grand final..

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

My Mum will be pleased. She's half Chinese.

I didn't realise. You don't look 1/4 Chinese!

 

[woodyk2]

It's rare for girls to dig beards these days.

 

[muzby]

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[Drew-Sta]

I hear Mis is single, Dani ;-)

 

[Drew-Sta]

It's rare for girls to dig beards these days.

Apparently its changing.

Yay! I'm fashionable!

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/beard-transplants-are-now-a-thing-20140226-33ib5.html

 

[Misanthrope]

I didn't realise. You don't look 1/4 Chinese!

I was waiting for somebody to make this joke.

It's rare for girls to dig beards these days.

I've actually found that's not true. A lot of girls I meet think beards are the shit. German girl in the Philippines borderline raped me solely because of my beard.

[youtube]KJkLH4uZ73M[/youtube]

Just quietly, I do an awesome ironic strip-tease to this song.

I hear Mis is single, Dani ;-)

For now ;-)

She's a local or an out of towner like you?

Probs american?

You know me so well, sir.

She's from Michigan.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I was waiting for somebody to make this joke.



You know me so well, sir.

She's from Michigan.

I'm sorry Mis, it was just there and I couldn't let it go.

Michigan eh? Detroit?!

 

[Beeker]

Mis... keeping me out of the loop hurts!
I won't go into any details about exs that I know of, but the currently crop, of which I know nothing is driving me mental.