Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Cliffhanger]

Seen a few eps of Parks and Recreations, it's not bad.

 

[IanG]

I don't think it's true that once a woman sees you as a friend, you're confined to the 'friends bin' for life. Women are very fickle beings. Very fickle. It can usually just take an instant for them to start seeing anyone differently and subsequently change their perception on them entirely.

Well all but 1 of mine have.

 

[Red Bear]

 

[Hallatia]

nawww, how cute!

 

[IanG]

That's why I don't use pick up lines. I know they're as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

 

[Monk]

Okay so -> My Girl best mate likes one of my mates, and asked me to be the Clyde to hook her up;

So i was being a Clyde, and discovered that he only likes her as a mate; but I don't want to tell her as it will make her cut.

So... solutions pls

 

[Eelementary]

Okay so -> My Girl best mate likes one of my mates, and asked me to be the Clyde to hook her up;

So i was being a Clyde, and discovered that he only likes her as a mate; but I don't want to tell her as it will make her cut.

So... solutions pls

Beer.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Meh. Hook em up then let em sort it out themselves.

 

[Hallatia]

I vote DkoR's idea

 

[dogslife]

tell her he's really interested in having a whole bunch of kids straight away. It'd send me running

 

[Cliffhanger]

tell her he's really interested in having a whole bunch of kids straight away. It'd send me running

Lol, 'sif she'd believe that. Tell her he won't have sex until he's married.

 

[Hallatia]

hey dogslife, I want to have a whole bunch of your kids straight away:sarcasm:

 

[dogslife]

Understandable, I'm a real catch

 

[Cliffhanger]

If I caught you, I'd throw you back in the ocean.

 

[Hallatia]

Understandable, I'm a real catch

aren't you supposed to be running?

 

[dogslife]

If I caught you, I'd throw you back in the ocean.

I wouldn't bother trying to catch you. My philosophy is shoot first, questions later

 

[dogslife]

aren't you supposed to be running?

I'm not entirely sure of the mechanics of baby making, but from what I do know, it won't happen over the internet. Although you do like cricket, I suppose you have something going for you

 

[Cliffhanger]

I wouldn't bother trying to catch you. My philosophy is shoot first, questions later

You won't be able to shoot me, I'm like a ninja, my blade would be around your throat before your bullet left its gun.

 

[dogslife]

I have been called the next coming of Steven Seagal

 

[Twizzle]

life's too short to dance with fat chix

just saying