Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[IanG]

Just like there are men who have a thing for married women. Personally I wouldn't cut another man's grass. I find it a good way to take a ride to the John Hunter

 

[adamkungl]

I believe your answr, Alba, lies here:

ultimate punch! 66 up, 8 down
The kick ass punch/kick used by andy samberg in hotrod.
It is performed by punchING with both fists and a kick straight in front of you. All at the same time. It's very dangerous

 

[Alba]

I'm loving the suggestions people, LOVING IT!!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Alba, is she hot? If so I think you both need to wrestle it out in a pool of Jelly or Mud. Wear bikini's so you don't wreck any clothes. Also, tape the fight and post it here as you really can't trust anyone you know to judge the outcome as none of your friends will be impartial.

Hope that helps...

 

[adamkungl]

Good point DKOR.

 

[Alba]

haha DKOR, no she's not. She can sometimes look pretty, but most of the time kinda looks like she has a learning disability. It does make me smile that she is putting on buckets of weight and you can't recognise her elbows anymore though. Small victories n all haha

 

[Cliffhanger]

You need one of your male friends to tell her she's acting like a tramp and she should back the f**k off.

Or to show her her future

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah I just wanted a reason to post another Rayne comic.

 

[Alba]

She's already in her future then. Only difference is, she doesn't get a buck for it. It pisses me off that no one says anything to her, but the boys do treat her like a bit of an idiot, so that's good enough. It's entertaining to watch because she has no idea when she is being made fun of!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

haha DKOR, no she's not. She can sometimes look pretty, but most of the time kinda looks like she has a learning disability. It does make me smile that she is putting on buckets of weight and you can't recognise her elbows anymore though. Small victories n all haha

Meh. In that case, just ignore her. If she isn't a threat then you have nothing to worry about and if she looks like she has a learning disability then she probably won't get the gist of what you are trying to do anyway.

Not worth expending the energy.

Or if you really want to f**k her up, just introduce her to McLovin or GKD...

 

[Alba]

hahahaha they don't deserve it!

 

[Joker's Wild]

She's clearly doing it to piss you off

Just pretend to like her when she's around. If you act like BFFs she will soon get sick of failing to get under your skin and move on to the next unluck victim.

Easier said then done I know but it works a treat

 

[Dani]

Trying to divide up a house sucks balls. I'm thinking i should just take my clothes and buy all new stuff.

 

[joshie]

or just request what he loves the most

i know some chick who's mum did that haha! took her dads jerseys and stuff, broke his heart apparently!

 

[Dani]

Except i'm not a vindictive bitch.

 

[joshie]

touche....

do you HAVE to divide it up? or can you actually just take your clothes and leave?

 

[Dani]

Don't have to. Would save a lot of heartache.

 

[joshie]

oh fair enough! thats true i guess, i hope i never ever go through this actually haha

 

[IanG]

Maybe a kick in the vag is in order. I wouldn't normally condone violence against women but you may need to settle it with a cat fight

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

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