Ask madunit

[Timmah]

Maybe someone has taken your alias there. Behind Big Brother forums :lol: - there's a "madunit" who resides "in gods country".

 

[Raider_69]

i have a few questions madunit

1. why are there so many songs about rainbows?

2. contray to kermit's belief's, is it infact easy being green?

3. why is the FFB filled with nuffies?

 

[Eelementary]

at present, its completely merkined.

All you can do is put on the following dvd's/videos and remember the good old days.

The Late Show
Fast Forward

The Wedge took something working perfectly fine and then gave it a top coating of cancerous aids and now the whole thing is f**ked.

A Country Practice was funnier than the Wedge.

*sigh* Those were the days...

"The Wedge" could have been anything...Alas, they crucified it...

 

[madunit]

i have a few questions madunit

finally, a poster with substance!

1. why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Because ever since 9/11, the world has had a massive explosion in pansy hippies whining about peace. Thus groups like Evermore are able to produce a top selling single and album. Its also the cause for the group Live to go from decent to peace loving sooks.

2. contray to kermit's belief's, is it infact easy being green?

Well you see, there are many issues with Kermit's dopey generalised statement. Not all frog's are green, and if we're really going to get down to the nuts and bolts here, he's not really a frog, just a glorified sock with ping pong balls on it. I believe green would be good. I don't see the hulk having too many drama's when he's green. Penicillin is glorified mould, and that cures people and saves lives, so green is doing well so far.
The only problem with being green, is that it usually refers to hippies. Its not easy being a hippie, you have to live with your stench, you can't use any technology, and regardless of what he says, you have to agree with everything Bob Brown has to say. That part would be hard. So Kermit would be right in regards to greenies, but not in regards to anything else thats green. Green is good.

3. why is the FFB filled with nuffies?[/quote]see answer 1. Plus, the minimal amount of quality forummers in here nowadays makes it hard for the quality to prevail over the quantity.

 

[Hutty1986]

1. Why do people play AFL?
2. Why were your parents allowed to have sex and create something like you?
3. Do you have a secret infatuation with Dani?

 

[Hallatia]

Blood is not flammable, it has a percentage of water and solute that is far too high for that. For your blood to be flammable after drinking alcohol, you would have to have a blood alcohol level equivalent to the alcohol percentage of OP Rum. Given that you die from a blood alcohol level well below 1%, and are legally drunk at just 0.05%, that is somewhere around 45 times the fatal dose of alcohol (at a guess). So no, blood cannot be flammable after drinking alcohol. And as others have said, alcohol is readily and quickly absorbed into your system because of its chemical properties, and even though your vomit will contain alcohol (because when you vomit, your body is purging itself of excess amounts of a dangerous substance, the same as if you were to swallow, say, Hydrogen Peroxide), because of the concentration of water, proteins (enzymes and the like), anions and cations (from the Hydrochloric Acid in your digestive tract), much of that alcohol has been turned into other chemicals and/or diluted with water and solutes.

thanks for that, I understand it now, you are a good teacher, to me anyway, teach me physics?

 

[Bazal]

I don't know Physics Gave up on it in year 10!

 

[madunit]

1. Why do people play AFL?

It keeps gay people occupied. I expected you know the answer to that one.

2. Why were your parents allowed to have sex and create something like you?

To make people like you realise that perfection does exist amongst the human race. The sooner you deal with the fact that I am perfect and better than you, the sooner you'll be able to cope with your own pitiful existence.

3. Do you have a secret infatuation with Dani?

if it was secret you wouldn't have been able to come to such a conclusion as you'd have no grounds to base such a comment upon.

dickhead.

if i were you, i'd fill the bathtub up with water, sit in it, and then plug in a toaster and see if it toasts bread while you hold it under the water.

 

[Dani]

3. Do you have a secret infatuation with Dani?

How could he not? I'm hot as.

 

[madunit]

damn straight!

 

[Hutty1986]

It keeps gay people occupied. I expected you know the answer to that one.
To make people like you realise that perfection does exist amongst the human race. The sooner you deal with the fact that I am perfect and better than you, the sooner you'll be able to cope with your own pitiful existence.
if it was secret you wouldn't have been able to come to such a conclusion as you'd have no grounds to base such a comment upon.

dickhead.

if i were you, i'd fill the bathtub up with water, sit in it, and then plug in a toaster and see if it toasts bread while you hold it under the water.

That sounds stupid. I'd be killed.

 

[madunit]

 

[Hallatia]

if women got the vote in the 19th century, how come it took them like another century to be able to get proper jobs?

 

[Twizzle]

because they are women

 

[madunit]

if women got the vote in the 19th century, how come it took them like another century to be able to get proper jobs?

I'm sure if any housewives read that, you would have been castrated by now.

and consequently told to go to your room.

 

[Hallatia]

I'm sure if any housewives read that, you would have been castrated by now.

lucky for me I do not have a phallus, I can say things like that because I am female, but I still want an answer as to why

 

[madunit]

females can be castrated.

The answer is, housewives have harder jobs than a lot of us do. Don't be so insolent.

 

[Dani]

Female castration is very common in some cultures, LJ.

 

[Hallatia]

females can be castrated.

The answer is, housewives have harder jobs than a lot of us do. Don't be so insolent.

you are proabably right about housewives, it was pretty insolent of me to speak like that, I respect my mother a lot she is a housewife, who has 9 children and is also a uni student, but I meant paying jobs
and females can get castrated? how?

 

[McLovin]

That sounds stupid. I'd be killed.

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