Ask madunit

[madunit]

Hey, unit - when will Australian comedy finally be worth watching and funny again? Because after sh*t like "The Wedge", I fear we've put a bullet into the back of Australian comedy's head, and I fear it shan't recover...

at present, its completely merkined.

All you can do is put on the following dvd's/videos and remember the good old days.

The Late Show
Fast Forward

The Wedge took something working perfectly fine and then gave it a top coating of cancerous aids and now the whole thing is f**ked.

A Country Practice was funnier than the Wedge.

 

[madunit]

Madunit, why do boys hate me?

they don't hate you, they are constantly checking you out but realise they are waaaaaaaaay out of your league, so they don't bother hitting you up.

as effie once said "Beauty is such a curse"

 

[madunit]

Madunit, why do girls hate me?

cos you're an ugly merkin with a pindick.

 

[madunit]

Madunit, why am I getting The Roots tomorrow night ?

because I made you God.

 

[Timmah]

Madunit, why do you hate me?

 

[Dani]

they don't hate you, they are constantly checking you out but realise they are waaaaaaaaay out of your league, so they don't bother hitting you up.

as effie once said "Beauty is such a curse"

Oh you're hilarious.

 

[madunit]

Madunit, why do you hate me?

i'm a sadistic antagonist, i don't hate people, i just like to abuse people to the point that they can't handle it anymore. that actually arouses me. only weak people feel hatred towards others

 

[madunit]

Oh you're hilarious.

i'm serious I almost said something very naughty right here, but refrained from doing so.

 

[Timmah]

That is true - hatred is weak How do you feel about Emma from big brother? :sarcasm:

 

[Dani]

i'm serious I almost said something very naughty right here, but refrained from doing so.

Go ooooon. Tell me

 

[God-King Dean]

Right place wrong time.

 

[madunit]

If I were related to her, i would beat my self in the head with a fire extinguisher until I was as physically able as Stephen Hawking.

and then, whenever she came round and gave me a welcoming hug, I'd piss all over her and just claim that I had no control over my bladder.

then while she was out cleaning my urine off her, I'd put laxatives in every consumable food and liquid in her house.

then she'd understand what its like watching her on national television.

 

[God-King Dean]

because I made you God.

Thank you madunit.

I shall hump in your honour.

 

[madunit]

Go ooooon. Tell me

it was an old pick up line I once heard.

"if i had two dicks i'd want one of them in you"

 

[Dani]

:lol: I like it.

 

[madunit]

;-)

 

[Dani]

[-x

 

[madunit]

a man can't get that lucky.

mrs unit is the greatest woman ever. I can't go hoarding all the women in the world now.

 

[Timmah]

:lol:

Above unit, I was referring to your remarks on BBBA

 

[madunit]

whats BBBA?