Eels Next Coach

[Gary Gutful]

Had a mate once when we were younger do a number 2 in a kettle and turned the kettle on.

Was horrible

Nate Myles?

 

[Cloeel]

Nate Myles?

Lol at least my mate had the decency of doing it in the privacy of his Hotel room.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Lets not forget how The Cows went last year. Worst D if I recall.

We want to avoid whoever coached them last year then!

 

[strider]

We want to avoid whoever coached them last year then!

We should try and find out how they will go next year and get that merkin as our coach

Oh hang on

 

[lingard]

Just don’t get too casual about things. Would hate to see you end up taking a leak in the jug.

Or ......

 

[lingard]

Lol at least my mate had the decency of doing it in the privacy of his Hotel room.

Sounds like a decent bloke.

 

[hindy111]

People have forgotten quickly how much it wucked between 2010 and 2016. Years when our hope was 6 wins to avoid a spoon.
Yes we aren't top 4 but we are doing OK. Atleast we can all enjoy the footy and debate what needs to be done to win the comp rather then avoid the spoon.

 

[strider]

People have forgotten quickly how much it wucked between 2010 and 2016. Years when our hope was 6 wins to avoid a spoon.
Yes we aren't top 4 but we are doing OK. Atleast we can all enjoy the footy and debate what needs to be done to win the comp rather then avoid the spoon.

Those years were a wucken furry

 

[the phantom menace]

People have forgotten quickly how much it wucked between 2010 and 2016. Years when our hope was 6 wins to avoid a spoon.

But... we had a superstar/s during that time! Poupou Escobar assures us that's the difference between being a top 8 and a top 4 side. I don't understand - unles Poupou Escobar is (gasp) wrong?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Those years were a wucken furry

I haven't heard that one in a while.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

But... we had a superstar/s during that time! Poupou Escobar assures us that's the difference between being a top 8 and a top 4 side. I don't understand - unles Poupou Escobar is (gasp) wrong?

Except we didn't have a top eight side missing a superstar. We had a reserve grade side with a superstar who was also a poor influence. You're comparing apples and oranges.

 

[84 Baby]

Given the success of Rankin captain/coaching, our lack of onfield leadership and Matterson being injured, maybe we could kill 3 birds with 1 stone…

13. B. Artfurs (C)

 

[T-Boon]

Except we didn't have a top eight side missing a superstar. We had a reserve grade side with a superstar who was also a poor influence. You're comparing apples and oranges.

Hindmarsh had a gambling addiction but was he really that bad of an influence?

 

[emjaycee]

I have it on good authority from a random Eels fan at Leichhardt (who supposedly knows all the board members), that this is BA's last year, even if we win the GF.
Apparently Brett Kenny has applied for the Head Coaching role and will be our coach in 2023.

*before you flame me, I am serious - this is what some random dude told me at the ground.

 

[Gazzamatta]

I have it on good authority from a random Eels fan at Leichhardt (who supposedly knows all the board members), that this is BA's last year, even if we win the GF.
Apparently Brett Kenny has applied for the Head Coaching role and will be our coach in 2023.

*before you flame me, I am serious - this is what some random dude told me at the ground.

Lol. You gotta find better "random dudes" to associate with buddy.
It wasnt CC Rankin that mentioned this by any chance?

 

[Avenger]

I have it on good authority from a random Eels fan at Leichhardt (who supposedly knows all the board members), that this is BA's last year, even if we win the GF.
Apparently Brett Kenny has applied for the Head Coaching role and will be our coach in 2023.

*before you flame me, I am serious - this is what some random dude told me at the ground.

I liked the first bit of the exclusive just not the second bit.

 

[emjaycee]

Lol. You gotta find better "random dudes" to associate with buddy.
It wasnt CC Rankin that mentioned this by any chance?

Mate, this guy was deadset serious.
A mate and I were standing watching the reggies from behind the post and he was standing nearby and he just started with "I'll tell you something, I know all the board members and they have told me blah blah blah".

He wouldn't take my $500 bet that Kenny wouldn't be our coach next year, otherwise I thought he might be telling the truth. Hehe.

 

[Avenger]

Mate, this guy was deadset serious.
A mate and I were standing watching the reggies from behind the post and he was standing nearby and he just started with "I'll tell you something, I know all the board members and they have told me blah blah blah".

He wouldn't take my $500 bet that Kenny wouldn't be our coach next year, otherwise I thought he might be telling the truth. Hehe.

Was he wearing a Groucho Marx mask and calling himself Bert?

 

[hineyrulz]

Was he wearing a Groucho Marx mask and calling himself Bert?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Couldn't talk for too long as he had to go and clean the toilets.