Game day anxiety thread vs Eel. Get your cilices, Skevington's gyves and Mancuerdas ready

[eddiesmith]

Channel 9 on a Sunday afternoon, these never end well.

 

[Mr Angry]

Kayo has been shyte.

So I have had to resort to streaming CH9.

Where I am registered as

F u ck

Youneednotknowmyname.

1 Butt Street
Brisbane 4000

I now get emails

F u ck, it's all happening in August.

No spaces, had to do that for filter.

Makes me laugh.

 

[Version IV]

Channel 9 on a Sunday afternoon, these never end well.

Watch on KAYO problem solved thats what i am doing cant handle there dribble

 

[Version IV]

Bomber on fox, he got asked what is important today in wet,

he said kicking game and ball control, that means inside first 5 we kick it dead and drop it on own 20

 

[Mr Angry]

I see Dugan is held together with sticky tape.

 

[Version IV]

I see Dugan is held together with sticky tape.

Dugan needs to get sticky tap company as third party payment

 

[Mr Angry]

• 0:03 - 0:04
  (Phone ringing)
• 0:04 - 0:05
  Hello?
• 0:05 - 0:07
  Yeah man you put the ad in the paper for
  the plumber?
• 0:07 - 0:08
  Yea, that's right
• 0:08 - 0:10
  Man i'll take the job alright
• 0:10 - 0:11
  yea
• 0:11 - 0:13
  Now we need to talk about the money, alright
• 0:13 - 0:15
  Now how much you prepared to pay me?
• 0:15 - 0:17
  agh depends how good you are
• 0:17 - 0:19
  man i'm the best alright, I learned from my uncle
• 0:19 - 0:21
  You listen to me
• 0:21 - 0:21
  yeah
• 0:21 - 0:23
  You know what he say to me
• 0:23 - 0:26
  There is nothing that sticky tape can not fix
• 0:26 - 0:27
  (Sniggering)
• 0:27 - 0:29
  Nah man he was the best man alright
• 0:29 - 0:30
  laughs
• 0:30 - 0:34
  Man I - I learn all about hoses from him as well
• 0:34 - 0:35
  (Continues laughing)
• 0:35 - 0:38
  Mate you know siphoning petrol from cars?
• 0:38 - 0:39
  Yes mate
  (laughs again)
• 0:39 - 0:41
  Man he could do it all mate
• 0:41 - 0:42
  (Laughing harder)
• 0:43 - 0:47
  Do not laugh man this is my uncle we are talking about here alright
• 0:48 - 0:50
  Now listen to me laughing boy alright
• 0:50 - 0:51
  Yes mate
  (As he laughs)
• 0:51 - 0:55
  I come in there, start work tomorrow but i do not do any dirty work alright?
• 0:55 - 0:56
  That is what you will do
• 0:56 - 0:58
  (Laughing harder)
• 0:58 - 1:00
  Mate listen alright
• 1:00 - 1:02
  More time plumbing, less time laughing
• 1:02 - 1:04
  Who am I speaking to?
• 1:04 - 1:08
  Mate, believe it or not
  You are speaking to Guido Hatzis
• 1:08 - 1:09
  (Laughs again)
• 1:09 - 1:12
  Do not - do not laugh at my name
  my friend, alright
• 1:12 - 1:16
  Alright mate I will be unblocking a drain with your head if you do that again, alright
• 1:16 - 1:17
  Yeah OK
  (Laughing)
• 1:17 - 1:18
  (flushing sound)
• 1:18 - 1:20
  (Laughter)
• 1:20 - 1:22
  Now mate, I come here and I still work as the boss alright
• 1:22 - 1:23
  Your boss
• 1:23 - 1:24
  OK
  (Laughing)
• 1:24 - 1:26
  And i'll fine you five dollars every time you laugh
• 1:26 - 1:28
  OK
  (More Laughter)
• 1:28 - 1:31
  I'm going to be broke
  (As they laugh)
• 1:31 - 1:39
  (Continues laughing )
• 1:39 - 1:41
  Whats your contact number Guido?
• 1:41 - 1:43
  Man I do not give it to you alright
• 1:43 - 1:47
  Because mate you give it to the women
  that you know
• 1:47 - 1:48
  Yeah
  ( As they laugh)
• 1:48 - 1:50
  ...and the phone does not stop ringing mate
• 1:50 - 1:53
  The women - the skippy chicks that wanna go out with me mate
• 1:53 - 1:55
  (Phone buzzing - Laughter in background)
• 1:55 - 1:57
  Man I don't have time to do my plumbing mate
  (Phone buzzing)
• 1:57 - 1:59
  (More Laughter)
• 1:59 - 2:01
  Mate you got the job
• 2:01 - 2:04
  man i already knew that alright
  Im not so sure about your job mate
• 2:04 - 2:06
  (Laughs again, harder)
• 2:06 - 2:08
  What i'll do, i'll put you on probation alright
• 2:08 - 2:10
  Ok mate
• 2:10 - 2:14
  I stay there tomorrow, you will come around and pick me up
• 2:14 - 2:14
  yeah
• 2:14 - 2:17
  you will have a light lunch waiting for me
• 2:17 - 2:19
  and then i supervise you alright
• 2:19 - 2:20
  OK
  (Laughing)
• 2:20 - 2:24
  You're skippy the laugh kangaroo mate
  that's what you are mate alright
• 2:24 - 2:25
  I know
• 2:25 - 2:28
  You come pick me up tomorrow , I see you there my friend
  
• 2:28 - 2:28
  Goodbye.
• 2:28 - 2:35
  (Laughter)
• 2:35 - 2:40
  (Phone beeping)

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@Generalzod

 

[Frenzy.]

OK fekkers

Ramp it up.

Make my corneas peel. Make my retinas haemorrhage. Bruise my sclerae. Enucleate me with your jibber

 

[Frenzy.]

Which is the deep end of the pool?

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Katoa and Ronaldo have switched sides today

 

[Frenzy.]

That's gonna be a good tactic from the Eels

 

[Frenzy.]

hahah Nice one Wonga!!

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Eat a dick Moses you f**kwit

 

[Don Tweddle]

Inspirational tackle SJ

 

[Frenzy.]

Big, BIG effort SJ.

That's the stuff. Commitment

 

[roboshark]

Don't wanna let the eels get into the lead. They are the best defensive team I think in the comp

 

[Frenzy.]

Sharks should probably have had 3-4 set restarts by now

 

[Weaponhead]

Old Moyza was paddling chasing Moses. Not going to stretch out. He is not fit

 

[roboshark]

Cummins has really dropped right away as a ref last few years

 

[Frenzy.]

Poor kick choice. Should do what they do. Skidders in behind