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Game Day V's Rorters

DJDL

First Grade
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5,445
Auguries
  1. Debbie Downer, Nervous Nellie and Negative Nancy will escalate beyond ridiculous levels at every minuscule error.
  2. Chad Townsend will be confirmed as the cause of Armageddon even with a win
  3. Anyone who does anything flashy will be idolised and praised as a diety no matter what phargups they do, especially if they wun weally, weally fast and have popularity
  4. The usual suspects will jump on and on off bandwagons like a groom on a bride.
  5. The thread will be phuqed
  6. JemimaPuddleduck to be named 18th Duck

Chad reminds me of that old joke:

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya pharque one goat.."
 

carinashark

First Grade
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5,580
Like last night. DCE pretty ordinary for him, but in the last 60 seconds he wins the game. It’s all about the goat,see.
Chad is not a goat.
Who are our goats?
Katoa, out.
Tracy, must be up closer to the goat pass.
Duggan , ex goat.
Kennedy, looking for goats to pass to.
Brailey, coming on goat.
Toby,BHU, Williams, forward goats.
Last night Panthers, team of goats= premiership.
 

Cheese sandwich

First Grade
Messages
5,063
Auguries
  1. Debbie Downer, Nervous Nellie and Negative Nancy will escalate beyond ridiculous levels at every minuscule error.
  2. Chad Townsend will be confirmed as the cause of Armageddon even with a win
  3. Anyone who does anything flashy will be idolised and praised as a diety no matter what phargups they do, especially if they wun weally, weally fast and have popularity
  4. The usual suspects will jump on and on off bandwagons like a groom on a bride.
  5. The thread will be phuqed
  6. JemimaPuddleduck to be named 18th Duck
Numbers 1,2,3,4 and 5. I regret nothing
 

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