Well excuse me for asking Quigs and Go Nulla
You blokes should know I have an abacus too
Now Quigs, I happen to know the postie that delivered the postal votes. He tells me he delivered just under a dozen envelopes.
DaSooper, for example, was already on 12 votes.
Do you expect the good people of this electorate to believe the 19 incher didn't get a single mention in the postal votes?
This is what would of had to of happened for DaSoop to miss the squad.
I put it to you Quigs that you are a rampant homophobe who has manipulated the votes to exclude one of the biggest wankers in the whole Stain George Illawarra merger.
What say you Quigs?
I think a recount, at the least, is in order. I may seek a new election.
Quigley said:
Da Soup 12 .. 19'' arms, legend in his own lunchbox. Parents must be Tasmanians. The favorite has maintained his form - perfectly prodded by his stablemate.
Spartan Dragon 9... Been riding on the favorites shirt tail for too long. But being a stablemate has seen him on the receiving end - could he possibly reverse the roles for a change ... A real crowd pleaser The original Red V Barrel boy, this slave is now focused on serving his 19inch arm master. In fact he bends over backwards for 19inches. His services to stupidity have been rewarded as he now has had a toxic fish named after him .. the Cooks River Sparty Grunter.
Gregstar 9 .. PERFECTLY PLACED - IF HE IS GOOD ENOUGH HE CAN WIN IT FROM HERE - VERY EXPERIENCED has his hand on it already, he is going for it.
Red V 7 .. THE FILLIES GOING WELL BUT LIKE HER BOYFRIEND CAN SHE KEEP IT UP .... Yeah this chick waves the flag for red headed St Merge supporters. Got it all in spades.
Syko 7 .. BEEN A LET DOWN ALL HIS LIFE - A COULD OF BEEN Knob of the 1st degree
11 straight 6 .. ONE TO WATCH - HAS CLASS AND ALTHOUGH HAS WON SOME BIG ONES BUT IT WAS A LONG LONG TIME AGO ... Showed promise early gone missing this season
Dimitri 5 .. HAS GONE FLAT - CAN'T MAINTAIN THE PACE - WAS EXPECTED nobody comes close to this bloke..rarely spotted these days but did more than enough in the early part of the decade to win hands down
Jubileeboy 5 .. THE APPRENTICE - JUST LIKES GOING FOR THE WHIP - INEXPERIENCE IS SHOWING ... This Rookie has the goods . We have seen a lot of young pharkwitts from the merge side but geez, he could be anything.
Wobbygong 5 .. ONE TO WATCH - HAS A BIG FOLLOWING look up knuckle dragger in the dictionary for a picture
Rexxy 5 .. ANOTHER LET DOWN BUT A MAYBE? Probably drives a subaru & probably lives in the shire. I think he just owes too many gay sexual favours to leave the dragons & become a fully fledged Sharks supporter. The Red V army can get you like scientology in that way.
Sans Souci Sainter 5 .. THIS ONE WILL RUN WIDE WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - WILL BLAME TRAINING LOCATION - IS A NOMAD Hahahaha He's actually proud he's from San Souci and lives in Victoria
bmwpower 5 .. BEEN RIDING THE CHIMP THIS ONE - BUT LOOKS A BIT OFF COLOUR - SPENT TO MUCH TIME PRERACE AT THE MICHAEL JACKSON HEALTH FARM .. puts the wank in wanker
Jaun Farkall 4 .. MISSED THE BUS - CAN'T WIN A THING THIS BLOKE .. A boy with a brain the size of a grain of salt.
Willow 4 ... OVER RATED .. considered the sacred cow of all things Stained - but has been diagnosed with foot in mouth disease
Muzby 4 .. THE DANCING BOY HAS LOST THE PLOT - HAS HAD PROBLEMS WITH HIS MANY OWNERS - STEER CLEAR OF THIS ONE How many spoons ?
Drake 3 ... WATCH THIS ONE HE HAS GONE FOR THE WHIP BUT LEAVING HIS RUN LATE gets involved in SKULL-duggery .. is a great sport fishing species
Ronnie Dobbs 3 .. MONUMENTAL LET DOWN THIS ONE - WAS EXPECTING A BETTER SHOWING - BUT STRANGE THINGS DO HAPPEN .. Another closet Sharks supporter, has a BW&B avatar.
Loyal Dragon 2 .. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - A CHOKER Im sorry, but I cant make fun of those less fortunate. The poor genius.
Biker Dragon 2 .. COMPLETELY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE THIS ONE WHEN TRYING TO RUN WITH THE BIG BOYS - SHOULD STICK TO COUNTRY MEETINGS . Absolute Dumb f**k and misses the start at most events. Will only make it to Ball Boy Status with this classy field.
Jas Dragon 1 .. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - NO CHANCE
Follow me up to Carlton 1 .. A LOST SOUL - DOESN'T KNOW IF HE IS COMING OR GOING OR WHERE HE SHOULD BE .. a contender but had too many choices of tracks
Timmah 1 .. SHOULD OF BEEN SCRATCHED HE'S DONE A RUNNER ... BUT NOT IN THIS RACE .. Was a big sookie cat, but either roadkill or being placed in witness protection has seen him go missing. Anyone seen me cat.
Ribs 1.. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - NO CHANCE
Saint Colsey 1 .. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - NO CHANCE .. Sharp as a pound of wet leather.
Red N White Thommo 1 .. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - NO CHANCE .. A goer but usually only follows the pack.
LL3 1.. A NOBRAINER THIS ONE - NO CHANCE
Kurtz 1 .. TOO CONFUSED TO LEAD TO CONFUSED TO FOLLOW .. Trys to pose as a Sharks supporter he is so embarrassed by his own club.