Nice Beaver
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Alright El Dildo, let's look at it from a business perspective if you're presenting your case to the NRL for whose in and whose out"
NRL: "So Parramatta, what do you bring to the table that warrants your inclusion in our competition?"
Parramatta: "Well we have a MASSIVE base of juniors to draw on for our success Mr NRL"
NRL: "I see Parramatta. That is impressive. And tell me, in the past 25 years then, how many competitions have you won? We'd assume that given your abundent resource of these thousands of juniors, you must have done pretty well for yourself?"
Parramatta: "Ummm, well you see, we haven't exactly WON anything in that time per say, but we try really hard!!"
NRL: "Hmmmm, why haven't you won anything?"
Parramatta: "Well, there's these predator clubs like Manly who keep taking all of our great players and winning competitions!! Its not FAIR!!!"
NRL: "I see.....so this Manly team, they must have more money to give these players?"
Parramatta: "Ummmm, well not exactly"
NRL: "So they are on a level playing field to you in having the same salary cap yet they get all of your juniors"
Parramatta: "Yep"
NRL: "And so this Manly team have won a competition or two in the past 25 years?"
Parramatta: "Ummm yeah, maybe 3"
NRL: "So a team with a FAR lower number of juniors than you, on the same salary cap has managed to win 3 competitions in the 25 year period that you have won NONE? This sounds like you have a major case of business mis-management whereas Manly obviously know how to run a football team...... don't call us Paramatta, we'll call you....."
NRL: "So Parramatta, what do you bring to the table that warrants your inclusion in our competition?"
Parramatta: "Well we have a MASSIVE base of juniors to draw on for our success Mr NRL"
NRL: "I see Parramatta. That is impressive. And tell me, in the past 25 years then, how many competitions have you won? We'd assume that given your abundent resource of these thousands of juniors, you must have done pretty well for yourself?"
Parramatta: "Ummm, well you see, we haven't exactly WON anything in that time per say, but we try really hard!!"
NRL: "Hmmmm, why haven't you won anything?"
Parramatta: "Well, there's these predator clubs like Manly who keep taking all of our great players and winning competitions!! Its not FAIR!!!"
NRL: "I see.....so this Manly team, they must have more money to give these players?"
Parramatta: "Ummmm, well not exactly"
NRL: "So they are on a level playing field to you in having the same salary cap yet they get all of your juniors"
Parramatta: "Yep"
NRL: "And so this Manly team have won a competition or two in the past 25 years?"
Parramatta: "Ummm yeah, maybe 3"
NRL: "So a team with a FAR lower number of juniors than you, on the same salary cap has managed to win 3 competitions in the 25 year period that you have won NONE? This sounds like you have a major case of business mis-management whereas Manly obviously know how to run a football team...... don't call us Paramatta, we'll call you....."