Michael Ennis - Obviously. Sure he's a sledger and a grub, he does it to unsettle the opposition blah blah. Fact is he does it so much that he gives away cheap penalties and harms his team, e.g. throwing the game away in Origin last year by punching Nate Myles in the head in front of NSW posts.
Darius Boyd - Following Wayne Bennett around like his little lapdog, even trying to emulate him by snubbing the media. Arrogant douchebag.
Justin Hodges - absolute prick, cheap shot merchant who runs his mouth the whole game. It was more fun when he used to be a really ordinary player, hate him much more these days now that he's really good.
Sam Thaiday - Gets offended every time he gets tackled, always tries to milk the penalty, runs into the side of fights to throw cheap shots (never goes toe to toe but always third man in)
Billy Slater - Scumbag, media darling who never gets noticed for all the grubby shit he does, nor for his habit of dropping bombs and having brain explosions under pressure (Admit the rest of his game is pretty incredible).
Brett White - Overrated. Only good thing he ever did was knock out Steve Price toe to toe. Usually just throws cheap shots and acts like a jerkoff
Josh Dugan - A rat tail... SERIOUSLY?? Not really his fault but I think he's pretty over-rated at this stage of his career too. Could be anything
Jonathan Thurston - Never seen a bigger whinger to the ref, just cannot take a call against his team
Daniel Mortimer - You will need to stop being such a shit player if you want to get your head on TV and your quotes in the paper this often
Neville Costigan - Settle down you hot-headed moron. You can be aggressive in a more controlled way without trying to kill people
Lance Hohaia - Total douche, enjoying seeing him struggle in the Test
Jared Waerea-Hargreaves - What a grub. This guy getting smashed in the prelim final was the highlight of 2010
Mark Minichiello - Big dumbarse, would be a really good player if he had half a brain
Jamie Lyon - As a Parra fan it goes without saying after his gutless exit from our club. Also sick of him showing up in rep teams the last few years after clearly saying he didn't want to play (more selectors' fault)
Steve Matai - Wow he puts on big hits every now and then. Most of them are high or late, and quite often he rushes out of the line only to put the defense under pressure
And the fact most of them are really good players who I would like to have in my team makes me hate them even more, but also makes it more fun to watch. That was a good waste of a few minutes at work...