Non Footy Chat Thread II

[84 Baby]

No it’s cool. It’s uncool for the kids to not actually take it home

 

[strider]

So apparently it's not cool to offer the trick-or-treaters alcohol to take home to dad.

You really shouldnt be telling your kids to walk the streets begging for "alcohol for dad" barry

 

[Gary Gutful]

I only have a six pack of beer and a really old bag of lettuce.

Hope you like lettuce you little merkins.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well I don't care what the critics said, I thought that movie was pretty good. Apologies for not providing commentary.

And how cool is Ed Stafford? He's like Bear Grylls but not a stinking fraud with a piss fetish.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I disagree. The critics were spot on.

 

[hindy111]

Ive had some crappy pies in my time

Last apple pie I couldnt finish. It was so sloppy.

 

[Bazal]

I disagree. The critics were spot on.

I think some were spot on, but the ones that weren't were so far off it's not funny

 

[hindy111]

We used to get redbacks in our current house. They are all gone now since the daddy long legs gang moved in.

I have a one in my shower. Its seen some wild stuff.

 

[hindy111]

There's clearly only one way to solve it. Let the f**ker bite you. If you die a painful death, you'll know it's a funnelweb. Depending on current health, if you just get really f**king painfully sick (and possibly die) then it was probably a mouse spider.

Actually the safer way is if the f**ker chases you, it's probably a funnelweb. If it can't be f**ked moving, it's probably a mouse spider

Just step on it and forget about it. Easy

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think some were spot on, but the ones that weren't were so far off it's not funny

I disagree. It is funny.

 

[Bazal]

Just step on it and forget about it. Easy

Sydney funnel web fangs will go through a boot. Please don't step on them.

 

[Bazal]

I disagree. It is funny.

Well maybe some of them. But that anti-semitic rant was a little bit too far. Especially as the movie was set in the African jungle with absolutely no Jewish presence

 

[hindy111]

Sydney funnel web fangs will go through a boot. Please don't step on them.

Bullshit.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I disagree. The critics were spot on.

I think some were spot on, but the ones that weren't were so far off it's not funny

Some of their points were valid but a lot of them forget that the most important thing is that it's a good story told well. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well maybe some of them. But that anti-semitic rant was a little bit too far. Especially as the movie was set in the African jungle with absolutely no Jewish presence

WTF are you talking about? It was clearly set in Space! But yes, the anti-Semitic thing was just weird.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Some of their points were valid but a lot of them forget that the most important thing is that it's a good story told well. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k you, Mr Movies!! f**k you!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was surprised to find that Bill is still alive and well at the ripe old age of 117.

 

[84 Baby]

That’s because Bill Collins would eat the funnelwebs heart. Unlike that pussy Strider

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Kevin Spacey must have been the teacher.

Don't forget that Spacey was a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and flew on the Lolita Express.

More to come, apparently...