I didn't manage to catch the whole "Insiders" program yesterday (meaning I missed the all-in "AFL Granny" love-fest between Caro and the Schnoz at the beginning) but I did catch a confusing exchange between Roy Masters and Caro Wilson at the end of the program.
When Schnozboy went around the guests to ask what they were looking forward to this week Roy Masters made the point that he was looking forward to the Clash of the Poms - referring to the fact that the Grand Final next week will feature a bunch of talented Poms in the form of the Burgess brothers and Mr Cranky himself, James "Dentophobe" Graham...
Roy couldn't help himself then and turned to Caro Wilson, adding: "You know, because our game is international we get talented players from the other side of the world to play in our competition..." Caro was visibly pissed off and came back with "Well, Luke Hodge said AFL is the greatest game in the world..."
Now, I had no idea who this Tom Lodge was so I looked him on the interwebs and he is apparently a St. Hawktown player who won the Joe Blow medal for "irredeemable smugness in a Granny"... so it's no wonder he might say that AFL is the best game in the world.
So was it just the world's worst comeback in the history of the Code wars from the only woman allowed to report on fumbleball or have I misheard her and did she say something else like...?
"Well, the UN just declared Tom Lodge to be the most talented player of any sport on earth?"
"Well, Tom Jones said the AFL Grand Final was the greatest sporting moment he's ever witnessed..."
Anyone?
Or did I miss something from the first half of the show that will explain this?