Eddie, I'm using the call to phone Jack Gibson.
"Hi Jack, what are your thoughts on Poo Poo and his middle half, left half, right half con-cepts?"
"Casper, Poo Poo is a f**kwit. I never let know it all smart arses near my squads. For f**ks sake Casp, it's just a game of rugby league. To get a leather pig ball over some chalk and a black dot, we have short, tall, thin, wide, red, yellow, brown, black and white blokes on the field of various ages, cultures, creeds and standings, running, passing, catching, kicking and diving for 80 minutes in the sun, at night, in the rain, in the mud and in heavy winds, just to get a body to flop with a piece of pig over a chalked line.
As a coach I just look for the most passionate hard-working blokes I can find who want to play hard and smart for 80 minutes getting a dead pig over a chalked line and black dot. Then I just throw them all a pot luck jersey and spend at least ten months a year getting them to get a pig over a chalked line and a black dot more times than the opposition. This no rocket science Casp, f**kwits like Poo Poo are wrecking the Earth completely with their so called "intelligence", and now as I look down over these f**kwits they are are trying to scientifically advance rugby league with new buzz words like "middle half". :crazy::crazy:It makes me mad Casp. :x"
"Thanks Jack"
Lock me in Eddie, I go with bullshit.
