A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is
going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked
on
the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done glass
was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side
near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you
the
people that broke the window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry
about
that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I
want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in
that
bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't
mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband
said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million
dollars
a year for the rest of my life." No problem," said the genie.
"You've
got it, it's the least I can do.
And i'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your
homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And
now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, Genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She
mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about
you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
about
three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly
into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
