Hazem can't kick for shit. Never has, never could.
If I was on the show I'd say "Oi! Fatty ya red head merkin! Gimme tha ball and I'll f**ken do it me God-damn self! Ere I'll show ya I'll f**ken show ya!"
Then I'd kick the ball, take the money, go to a brothel and snort coke of hookers bellybuttons for the rest of the night.
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T.T
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Okay Joey.
I know you're lying. Banks aren't open at 3am.