The Kane Evans fitness program

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  1. Happy MEel

    Happy MEel First Grade

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    An offload is most certainly not “always on”. Would you suggest throwing an offload, even if it is towards the offensive backfied, if you’re 10 metres out from your own line, it’s the first tackle and you are defending a 2 point lead? I realise it’s a very specific situation but wanted to illustrate the point.

    Keep in mind, defences even position themselves in the offensive backfield for known offloaders to pick up the scraps. Each opportunity needs to be assessed on its merits, which is something Evans isn’t getting right.
     
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  2. Gazzamatta

    Gazzamatta First Grade

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    Im just pleased to see players keen to offload. For whatever reason, offloads have been virtually non existent previously. Im happy with the odd error thus far. One late offload is the equivalent of a 7 tackle set. They are a very important element in fatiguing the opposition.
     
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  3. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Referee

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    Did someone say 7 tackle set?!?!

    I thought they were actually going to change that rule.
     
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  4. Eelementary

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    He made a few errors, but I thought Kane was immense off the bench.

    Strong carries, a few good offloads (a few not so good).

    I have always rated Evans, so I'm stoked to see him playing well.
     
  5. parra pete

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    There are some very funny people on this forum..Love the humour...
     
  6. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

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    How good is the banter! lol fagets
     
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  7. strider

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    I might cook a banter for dinner .... i love small chickens
     
  8. Gary Gutful

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    Do you like small roosters as well?
     
  9. Gary Gutful

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    Big call, but Kane Evans will be Dally M bench player of the year this year.
     
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  10. parra pete

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    Not Guran???? You'll be eating for 6 months.. Guran.jpg
     
  11. Joshuatheeel

    Joshuatheeel Moderator Staff Member

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    That’s a big call from a fence sitter......
     
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  12. Poupou Escobar

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    Guran and his tribe are really lucky they had the Phantom around. He got them all vaccinated against tetanus.
     
  13. Gary Gutful

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    That has to be a euphemism?
     
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    You have to have a sense of humour to be an Eels fan.
     
  15. Poupou Escobar

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    He paid for it himself, with money he raised from selling sausages at Bunnings.
     
  16. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Referee

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    And they all lived happily ever after, and never heard any ringing in their ears.
     
  17. Gary Gutful

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    I love biting into a bunnings sausage and letting the juice dribble down my chin.
     
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    Sauce.
     
  19. Poupou Escobar

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    I normally have the bun jammed hard up against my own chin, so I usually just swallow the juice. Plus the sausage is usually halfway down my throat anyway.
     
  20. lingard

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    I made a call. I said he was f**ked. And for the first year of his time with us he was.
     
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