:lol: Been there, done that.
Have you ever done the mind screw thing where she for example she puts a glass on the bench to make tea/coffee, turns around to get the kettle and while she does that you move the glass about half a metre to the right or left? The look of confusion when they turn around and their eyes/brain anticipate something that isn't there anymore is priceless.
yep, many times.. god i'm glad i'm not the only one who gets up to these hijinks..
a similar one is say if i'm sitting at the dining table on the computer, she may be in the kitchen and when she drops her head, i'll quickly & silently whip off my shirt (keep one hand typing the whole time) so when she looks back up i'm still busily typing away, but now shirtless..
or another good one is if we're talking, she opens the fridge door (we've got those double doors) and i'll just whip the entire kit off so when she closes the door i'm in exactly the same spot, but completely naked..
another good one was a bit of black electrical tape over the front of the tv remote, she complains it won't work for her, so i get the remote, sneakily move the tape, operate the remote fine and hand it back to her (with tape back in place)
i love it when she tries to get me back though..