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imported_E_A__

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I dunno about that Moffo. lol
Let's see how long I can make this last....
brook is a dumbarse.

Apparently, if you live in a not quite inner city, not quite western suburbs slum, you believe that the South Western Suburbs of Sydney is full of '70's rejects who think that Billy Ray Cyrus' haircut is theone true haircut and that thongs will one day be revered as the onlyfootwear for discerning convict descendants. And that's what theWomen of the South Western Suburbs think.

brook is a dumbarse.

The closest she ever really comes to the south western suburbs is sitting next to the guard's door in the train on her once a year trip to Leumeah to support her "team".After cracking a few walnuts for lunch and a quick B & H or seven, she sprints to the Stadium, wanting to avoid the locals. The visual that will explain what her on the sprint looks like is.... imaginetwo VWsmoving away from you with Roseanne Barr's pre-surgery head on top and Willie Talau's legs underneath trying desperately not to collapse from the tidal waves of ripplingcellulite sloshing above them. The locals head for the hills.

Once paid up at the gate for her three seats, she makes her way past the vendors selling "Housing Commission" type food and sits in seats JJ 11 thru 13, because they are close to the toilets, where, due to an unfortunate injury caused byBirds nesting in her stomach hair, she must go every half an hour to empty her 44 gallon drum sized colostomy bag. She then cheers for her "team" using a series of bellows and grunts which can only be understood by Southern Right Whales who upon hearing the call, congregate in Port Phillip Bay, awaiting their potential mate. In vain.

brooke is a dumbarse.

She imagines Minto as a Suburb that defies description, a complete dive that should be bulldozed and made into a cultural park for people from the inner west, without ever having seen it or Claymore, which is 10 times worse. lol

brook is a dumbarse.

She really should follow Manly or Easts, if she lived near a beach, maybe she'd have something to brag about. I'm sure she'd love Bondi Cigars. One Cigar equals 25 B & H's.

And, in closing I'd just like to add that in my most humble opinion,

brook is a dumbarse.
 

imported_E_A__

Juniors
Messages
542
I dunno about that Moffo. lol
Let's see how long I can make this last....
brook is a dumbarse.

Apparently, if you live in a not quite inner city, not quite western suburbs slum, you believe that the South Western Suburbs of Sydney is full of '70's rejects who think that Billy Ray Cyrus' haircut is theone true haircut and that thongs will one day be revered as the onlyfootwear for discerning convict descendants. And that's what theWomen of the South Western Suburbs think.

brook is a dumbarse.

The closest she ever really comes to the south western suburbs is sitting next to the guard's door in the train on her once a year trip to Leumeah to support her "team".After cracking a few walnuts for lunch and a quick B & H or seven, she sprints to the Stadium, wanting to avoid the locals. The visual that will explain what her on the sprint looks like is.... imaginetwo VWsmoving away from you with Roseanne Barr's pre-surgery head on top and Willie Talau's legs underneath trying desperately not to collapse from the tidal waves of ripplingcellulite sloshing above them. The locals head for the hills.

Once paid up at the gate for her three seats, she makes her way past the vendors selling "Housing Commission" type food and sits in seats JJ 11 thru 13, because they are close to the toilets, where, due to an unfortunate injury caused byBirds nesting in her stomach hair, she must go every half an hour to empty her 44 gallon drum sized colostomy bag. She then cheers for her "team" using a series of bellows and grunts which can only be understood by Southern Right Whales who upon hearing the call, congregate in Port Phillip Bay, awaiting their potential mate. In vain.

brooke is a dumbarse.

She imagines Minto as a Suburb that defies description, a complete dive that should be bulldozed and made into a cultural park for people from the inner west, without ever having seen it or Claymore, which is 10 times worse. lol

brook is a dumbarse.

She really should follow Manly or Easts, if she lived near a beach, maybe she'd have something to brag about. I'm sure she'd love Bondi Cigars. One Cigar equals 25 B & H's.

And, in closing I'd just like to add that in my most humble opinion,

brook is a dumbarse.
 
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I'm going to do a SpaceMonkey & just chime in for a shit stir...

Minto gets quite the bum-wrap here. Sure it has it's seedy section but people seem to forget that there's a heap of properties starting around the $450k mark & moving up from there. But to be fair Brooke was just taking the pizz.

Bugger Claymore, drop herin Airds on a friday/saturday night around 11pm, the we'll see how bad Minto really is. :D
 
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I'm going to do a SpaceMonkey & just chime in for a shit stir...

Minto gets quite the bum-wrap here. Sure it has it's seedy section but people seem to forget that there's a heap of properties starting around the $450k mark & moving up from there. But to be fair Brooke was just taking the pizz.

Bugger Claymore, drop herin Airds on a friday/saturday night around 11pm, the we'll see how bad Minto really is. :D
 

imported_Brook

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yes you gotta love idiots who think they know everything ;) Moffo, given I grew up a stones throw away from where you live, you don't think I could be too serious do you? Well ok maybe I was just a little - that picture could have easily covered some of my neighbours lol And the bit where a deeply imbedded inferiority complex combines with open envy to form an irrational hatred of those that have managed to make a better life for themselves - well that holds true...as you can see from our minto man overe there dunno why I bother arguing though - wests supporters are way too easy and well...stupid to waste my time playing with for long, I thought this forum was supposed to be where those with Intelligence hung out? Surely someone here can give me a decent argument rather that EA's clumsy backflips?
 

imported_Brook

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yes you gotta love idiots who think they know everything ;) Moffo, given I grew up a stones throw away from where you live, you don't think I could be too serious do you? Well ok maybe I was just a little - that picture could have easily covered some of my neighbours lol And the bit where a deeply imbedded inferiority complex combines with open envy to form an irrational hatred of those that have managed to make a better life for themselves - well that holds true...as you can see from our minto man overe there dunno why I bother arguing though - wests supporters are way too easy and well...stupid to waste my time playing with for long, I thought this forum was supposed to be where those with Intelligence hung out? Surely someone here can give me a decent argument rather that EA's clumsy backflips?
 

imported_E_A__

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You shouldn't have said anything Moffo. lol

eels, I think that brook wasn't taking the piss. It's what she really thinks, I couldn't find any attempt at humour in her posting. Actually, I can't find anything that resembles humour in any of her postings, she's just a nasty little Balmain skank. Her and that other Balmain boxhead, whatsername, Meltigger?

brook,
yes you gotta love idiots who think they know everything ;) Everything I've said is true. Especially about the the Whales and the Walnuts. You'd be such a catch brook.
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Moffo, given I grew up a stones throw away from where you live, you don't think I could be too serious do you? Well ok maybe I was just a little - that picture could have easily covered some of my neighbours lol Same as my description. My picture could easily cover your neighbours. And the bit where a deeply imbedded inferiority complex combines with open envy to form an irrational hatred of those that have managed to make a better life for themselves - well that holds true...as you can see from our minto man overe there LOL Inferiority complex? You wish. There are a few people with less sense of humour than you brook, just not many. You're close to being an inanimate object. I think you may have misplaced your sense of humour somewhere between those two VW's. dunno why I bother arguing though - wests supporters are way too easy and well...stupid to waste my time playing with for long, I thought this forum was supposed to be where those with Intelligence hung out? Surely someone here can give me a decent argument rather that EA's clumsy backflips? It's kept you reasonably occupied for the past few days. But, you haven't made me laugh. We'll keep going though, I'm sure you will, one day. For your sake, I hope you're a good cook.....or a lesbian.

 

imported_E_A__

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You shouldn't have said anything Moffo. lol

eels, I think that brook wasn't taking the piss. It's what she really thinks, I couldn't find any attempt at humour in her posting. Actually, I can't find anything that resembles humour in any of her postings, she's just a nasty little Balmain skank. Her and that other Balmain boxhead, whatsername, Meltigger?

brook,
yes you gotta love idiots who think they know everything ;) Everything I've said is true. Especially about the the Whales and the Walnuts. You'd be such a catch brook.
emdgust.gif
Moffo, given I grew up a stones throw away from where you live, you don't think I could be too serious do you? Well ok maybe I was just a little - that picture could have easily covered some of my neighbours lol Same as my description. My picture could easily cover your neighbours. And the bit where a deeply imbedded inferiority complex combines with open envy to form an irrational hatred of those that have managed to make a better life for themselves - well that holds true...as you can see from our minto man overe there LOL Inferiority complex? You wish. There are a few people with less sense of humour than you brook, just not many. You're close to being an inanimate object. I think you may have misplaced your sense of humour somewhere between those two VW's. dunno why I bother arguing though - wests supporters are way too easy and well...stupid to waste my time playing with for long, I thought this forum was supposed to be where those with Intelligence hung out? Surely someone here can give me a decent argument rather that EA's clumsy backflips? It's kept you reasonably occupied for the past few days. But, you haven't made me laugh. We'll keep going though, I'm sure you will, one day. For your sake, I hope you're a good cook.....or a lesbian.

 

imported_Brook

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You don't catch on too quick do you? You actually do think I live in Balmain LOL do yourself a favour before you make an even bigger fool of yourself - read my posts again and try to figure out where I actually live. Its not that hard given it was stated outright at one point however I understand why someone with your questionable literacy levels might find it a challenge. Humour? Nah I've never pretended to be funny, the only humour in this thread is coming from your deranged rantings.
 

imported_Brook

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You don't catch on too quick do you? You actually do think I live in Balmain LOL do yourself a favour before you make an even bigger fool of yourself - read my posts again and try to figure out where I actually live. Its not that hard given it was stated outright at one point however I understand why someone with your questionable literacy levels might find it a challenge. Humour? Nah I've never pretended to be funny, the only humour in this thread is coming from your deranged rantings.
 

imported_E_A__

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Oh for Christ's sake. Where did I say I think you live in Balmain?
This is going to go on forever because she has an ego the size of a minibus.
Can you knit?

Are you able to cook a decent apple pie?

Could you cook a Pastie for a Wastie?

Give me something to work with, EA's online "Partners for Balmain Supporters" service requires at least one redeeming feature from all it's applicant. We'll get you hooked up Brook, I'm sure there's a toothless, 70 year old, urine soaked vagrant somewhere that will have you.

Don't give up hope. :)

Don't you believe what you've seen or you've heard
 

imported_E_A__

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Oh for Christ's sake. Where did I say I think you live in Balmain?
This is going to go on forever because she has an ego the size of a minibus.
Can you knit?

Are you able to cook a decent apple pie?

Could you cook a Pastie for a Wastie?

Give me something to work with, EA's online "Partners for Balmain Supporters" service requires at least one redeeming feature from all it's applicant. We'll get you hooked up Brook, I'm sure there's a toothless, 70 year old, urine soaked vagrant somewhere that will have you.

Don't give up hope. :)

Don't you believe what you've seen or you've heard
 

imported_Brook

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I'm sure there's a toothless, 70 year old, urine soaked vagrant somewhere that will have you.

Well if you wanted to ask me out you could have just said so - you're a little too stupid for my tastes but hey it never hurts to ask.

oh and by the way my ego is nowhere near the size of a minibus - a decent sized cargo ship might be closer to the mark
 

imported_Brook

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I'm sure there's a toothless, 70 year old, urine soaked vagrant somewhere that will have you.

Well if you wanted to ask me out you could have just said so - you're a little too stupid for my tastes but hey it never hurts to ask.

oh and by the way my ego is nowhere near the size of a minibus - a decent sized cargo ship might be closer to the mark
 

imported_E_A__

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I was asking on my Mum's behalf actually. She tells me that arrogance is a real turn on for her. She even promised to change her comb over hair style for you. I told her that back hair isn't normally used for a comb over.

No matter.

How about a Bag Lady franchise?

I have one available at the moment,

Cronulla - Cost $6.75 in 5 cent pieces stolen from a fountain plus 3 playboys with the pages stuck together.

Interested?
 

imported_E_A__

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I was asking on my Mum's behalf actually. She tells me that arrogance is a real turn on for her. She even promised to change her comb over hair style for you. I told her that back hair isn't normally used for a comb over.

No matter.

How about a Bag Lady franchise?

I have one available at the moment,

Cronulla - Cost $6.75 in 5 cent pieces stolen from a fountain plus 3 playboys with the pages stuck together.

Interested?
 

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