I dunno about that Moffo. lol
Let's see how long I can make this last....
brook is a dumbarse.
Apparently, if you live in a not quite inner city, not quite western suburbs slum, you believe that the South Western Suburbs of Sydney is full of '70's rejects who think that Billy Ray Cyrus' haircut is theone true haircut and that thongs will one day be revered as the onlyfootwear for discerning convict descendants. And that's what theWomen of the South Western Suburbs think.
brook is a dumbarse.
The closest she ever really comes to the south western suburbs is sitting next to the guard's door in the train on her once a year trip to Leumeah to support her "team".After cracking a few walnuts for lunch and a quick B & H or seven, she sprints to the Stadium, wanting to avoid the locals. The visual that will explain what her on the sprint looks like is.... imaginetwo VWsmoving away from you with Roseanne Barr's pre-surgery head on top and Willie Talau's legs underneath trying desperately not to collapse from the tidal waves of ripplingcellulite sloshing above them. The locals head for the hills.
Once paid up at the gate for her three seats, she makes her way past the vendors selling "Housing Commission" type food and sits in seats JJ 11 thru 13, because they are close to the toilets, where, due to an unfortunate injury caused byBirds nesting in her stomach hair, she must go every half an hour to empty her 44 gallon drum sized colostomy bag. She then cheers for her "team" using a series of bellows and grunts which can only be understood by Southern Right Whales who upon hearing the call, congregate in Port Phillip Bay, awaiting their potential mate. In vain.
brooke is a dumbarse.
She imagines Minto as a Suburb that defies description, a complete dive that should be bulldozed and made into a cultural park for people from the inner west, without ever having seen it or Claymore, which is 10 times worse. lol
brook is a dumbarse.
She really should follow Manly or Easts, if she lived near a beach, maybe she'd have something to brag about. I'm sure she'd love Bondi Cigars. One Cigar equals 25 B & H's.
And, in closing I'd just like to add that in my most humble opinion,
brook is a dumbarse.