2023 R23 Sun - Parramatta 26-20 St Geo Illa @ CommBank

[League Unlimited News]

NRL 2023 - Round 23
Parramatta Eels v St George Illawarra Dragons
CommBank Stadium, Parramatta / Burramattagal, Parramatta (TICKETS)
Sunday 6 August 2023

Gates 11:45am
NRLW (Eels v Knights) 12pm
NRL kickoff 2pm
Broadcast live on Fox League, Kayo Sports.

1. Clinton Gutherson 2. Isaac Lumelume 3. Viliami Penisini 4. Bailey Simonsson 5. Sean Russell 6. Dylan Brown 7. Mitchell Moses 8. Joe Ofahengaue 9. Joey Lussick 10. Junior Paulo 11. Ryan Matterson 12. Bryce Cartwright 13. J'maine Hopgood 14. Luca Moretti 15. Andrew Davey 16. Wiremu Greig 17. Makahesi Makatoa 18. Brendan Hands 19. Arthur Miller-Stephen 20. Ofahiki Ogden 21. Daejarn Asi 22. Jack Murchie

Out: Waqa Blake (wing), Daejarn Asi (five-eighth), Ofahiki Ogden (front row), Brendan Hands (hooker)
In: Isaac Lumelume (wing), Dylan Brown (five-eighth), Wiremu Greig (bench), Makahesi Makatoa (bench)
Changes: Andrew Davey (second row to bench), Joe Ofahengaue (bench to front row), Joey Lussick (bench to hooker), Ryan Matterson (bench to second row)

1. Tyrell Sloan 2. Mathew Feagai 3. Moses Suli 4. Zac Lomax 5. Mikaele Ravalawa 6. Talatau Amone 7. Ben Hunt 8. Francis Molo 9. Jacob Liddle 10. Blake Lawrie 11. Billy Burns 12. Dan Russell 13. Jack de Belin 14. Connor Muhleisen 15. Michael Molo 16. Toby Couchman 17. Zane Musgrove 18. Ryan Couchman 19. Sione Finau 20. Jack Bird 21. Max Feagai 22. Ben Murdoch-Masila

Unchanged

Referee: Ziggy Przeklasa-Adamski
Sideline Officials: Nick Beashel, Darian Furner
Video Referee: Chris Butler


STATE LEAGUES
NSW Cup: Parramatta^ v St Geo Illa^ at Kellyville, Sun 11am​

 

[This Year?]

Alright
Uh, no
Oh, no, that sux
No,
No, that is bullshit

Come on ya'll it's not a bye
Don't you say sick, just get inside
It's time to take ya scalp on another kind of trip
Cos you can't have the slop if you can't have the slip

Grab your hat with the wider brim
And
Close your eyes and make a wish
We're going to a place where everybody slip it
slip it, slip it, yeah that is bullshit

Ain't no growin', ain't no shavin'
Ain"t no Parramatta fans bed shittin'
Everybody gotta app and it ain't Mosh crap
And it really don't work that laser cap, I
want to take it there like a sunburn stinger
Put some moisturiser on and I know that it will soothe it
If you don't have sunscreen, get your head in the grandstand
Bald Dragons fan

Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
Slide, slide, slippity slide
Like St George Illawarra on a dry July
Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
Shitpostin' on LU, hurry up and click post reply
Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
No ladder low enough so I better just get high

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

Alright
Uh, no
Oh, no, that sux
No,
No, that is bullshit

Come on ya'll it's not a bye
Don't you say sick, just get inside
It's time to take ya scalp on another kind of trip
Cos you can't have the slop if you can't have the slip

Grab your hat with the wider brim
And
Close your eyes and make a wish
We're going to a place where everybody slip it
slip it, slip it, yeah that is bullshit

Ain't no growin', ain't no shavin'
Ain"t no Parramatta fans bed shittin'
Everybody gotta app and it ain't Mosh crap
And it really don't work that laser cap, I
want to take it there like a sunburn stinger
Put some moisturiser on and I know that it will soothe it
If you don't have sunscreen, get your head in the grandstand
Bald Dragons fan

Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
Slide, slide, slippity slide
Like St George Illawarra on a dry July
Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
Shitpostin' on LU, hurry up and click post reply
Come along and ride on a baldtastic voyage
No ladder low enough so I better just get high

the face of this game

 

[Eelectrica]

Chaos and baldness will be the real winners here

 

[GongPanther]

De-Bellend out for 4 weeks shortens the odds for the Drags to get the splintered spoon. Parra by 50+

 

[This Year?]

De-Bellend out for 4 weeks shortens the odds for the Drags to get the splintered spoon. Parra by 50+

Sadly, I have to agree. If the Eels get blocks of possession they will run riot.
The only way the Dragons could win is if they play the same style the Warriors did a few weeks ago, but the Dragons don't have the class to be able to do it.

 

[hineyrulz]

Male pattern baldness by 13+

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

is this the daniel wagon/ corey norman cup?

 

[hineyrulz]

is this the daniel wagon/ corey norman cup?

Ben Kusto cup baby!!!

 

[alexwilliams_66692007]

is this the daniel wagon/ corey norman cup?

The Browny bald-off??

 

[Bazal]

Ben Kusto cup baby!!!

The Justin Poore Trophy

The trophy is a figure of a fat bald man

 

[Hutty1986]

Eels with far too much to play for. We won't win another game all year, so hoping the Tigers keep losing too

 

[footy75]

Parra needed Dragons or Tigers right now. This has come at the perfect time for them.

 

[This Year?]

If the Dragons win today I'll post a pic of my hairline.

 

[Someone2]

Eels by 30
Brown to score a double

 

[hineyrulz]

Time to shave this mother!!

 

[OzDragon]

Lomax to kick a 48m penalty goal in the dying minutes.





Final score: 46-2

 

[hineyrulz]

Dumb Eels footy.

 

[hineyrulz]

Welcome to first grade young fella.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Blake Lawrie looks like he ate Latrell