Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Monk]

Shotgun the hottest Bridemaid.

 

[perverse]

shotgun the fattest one. they're always so eager to please. and hungry.

heh.

 

[adamkungl]

Dear LU,

If stormchaser does unmentionable things to me in her dreams, does it count as me cheating on my gf?

 

[dogslife]

Not if you counteract it by dreaming about all three of you doing unmentionable things together

 

[perverse]

it only counts as awesome kungl. awesome squared.

 

[Didgi]

Guys, you should be ashamed.

Absolutely ashamed.

We haven't even asked which footy team Shortay's missus goes for yet.

 

[perverse]

well, we already know which team she bats for...

... and nothing else matters.

 

[Shorty]

Very clever, Pervy!
She's very casual with sports and from the brainwashed states (SA) so she doesn't have one yet, but she hates the Broncos so she's already passed as a Cowboys supporter!

 

[perverse]

can i have a star?

 

[Didgi]

Trying to work something with Cowboys... ball skills... we're shit... not really working for me.

We've got it this year though.

 

[Non Terminator]

Congratulations Shorty!!

Well done shortness! Will there be an LU table at the reception?:sarcasm:

Got asked that when I got engaged haha. According to the Facebook thingy, a few LU people could be coming. Werd.

 

[Hallatia]

Shorty, have you got rings yet?

 

[woodyk2]

Well done shorty...i get married in September.

 

[IanG]

Very clever, Pervy!
She's very casual with sports and from the brainwashed states (SA) so she doesn't have one yet, but she hates the Broncos so she's already passed as a Cowboys supporter!

Like that with my last girlfriend. I was trying to get her into League as she was trying to get me into AFL. I even told her I'd adopt the Power as my team as long as she adopted the Knights. The things we do for love. Mind you she was into cricket as well so I felt I'd hit the jackpot there.

 

[madunit]

Shotgun the hottest Bridemaid.

bad luck Monk.

All the hot chicks automatically choose me.

 

[Hallatia]

too bad you're spoken for, right?

 

[Twizzle]

yeh, Mrs Unit might not approve

 

[madunit]

too bad you're spoken for, right?

Just because I'm spoken for doesn't stop the wimmins from being attracted to me.

It's not something I can control.

Twizzle knows what I'm on about, he has the same problem.

 

[Cliffhanger]

So the guy I like has a tongue ring

And my relationship with my protein supplier is going to have to come to an end. Need someone who's faster on the delivery of their package.

 

[Twizzle]

So the guy I like has a tongue ring

And my relationship with my protein supplier is going to have to come to an end. Need someone who's faster on the delivery of their package.

chin up mate, tomorrow will be a better day

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