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[Chicken_Hunter]

with that weapon, you should

Why.

 

[madunit]

Dear Madunit,

I have heard that you need lubrication for anal sex

My girlfriend says that I can just wham it in there

However, I don't want to hurt her

What should I do?

Women know what they want, just wham it in there.

 

[madunit]

Madunit will i ever find love?

Yes, but i'll be f**ked if I know when. I dare say well before I find it anyways.

 

[madunit]

is Chris Walkers homosexuality a condition he was born with or did he contract it during his stint at the Broncos?

I think he may be bisexual at best considering he has a female partner that he is involved with.
Any homosexual tendencies within his being were created since his location shifted to Bondi

 

[Forum Idiot]

madunit, joe dolce was a musical genius wasnt he?

 

[madunit]

madunit, what did you do with my merkin? i feel so naked without it.

I gave it a wash, It'll be ready for pick up from the dry cleaners tomorrow at around 4.30pm.

 

[madunit]

madunit, joe dolce was a musical genius wasnt he?

Shuddup Ya Face is possibly the greatest piece of lyrical genuis ever made known to the general public.

Yes, Joe Dolce is a legend!

 

[Forum Idiot]

madunit, why do my farts smell so horrific right now? im dead set gonna gas myself.

 

[madunit]

madunit, why do my farts smell so horrific right now? im dead set gonna gas myself.

Thats due to the 15 day old road kill you ate last night before going to work.

Just wait until you take a dump, you'll clean the house out!

 

[***MH***]

madunit, why do women have mood swings?

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

madunit why is it that i feel old??

 

[madunit]

madunit, why do women have mood swings?

Because women are more emotionally sensitive, men are very unemotional in comparison. Therefore a small mood change for a man is almost impossible to recognise. However women have larger mood changes due to their more sensitive nature.

 

[madunit]

madunit why is it that i feel old??

Because you are possibly not active at the moment, thus making you think about all he negatives in your life. If you were either employed or something similar, your age wouldn't concern you.

 

[sportive cupid]

Madunit,what happened to you and Half?I thought you were the perfect couple,but now it seems it was all a sham Please restore my faith in the fairytale

 

[MysteryGirl]

Madunit:
What really IS posing as apples in McDonald's "Apple" pies?

 

[madunit]

Madunit,what happened to you and Half?I thought you were the perfect couple,but now it seems it was all a sham Please restore my faith in the fairytale

half and I have been involved a sordid tryst for some time. It was always a sham as half was a whore who had constant flings with Jess.

 

[MysteryGirl]

obviously she isn't afraid of it hurting which could only mean one thing.
It would also be the answer to your latest question.

 

[madunit]

Why could'nt she just give me head?

Because you dont have a penis.

 

[madunit]

Okay Joshua, stop wanking while you're at LU. It's seriously disturbing. Go and download some porn you sick freak!

 

[Forum Idiot]

madunit, why do i tease myself by holding in a piss?