Rumoured and Confirmed Signings - XXV

[Joshuatheeel]

Notice the similarity between all our new recruits? Is it an accident? Surely it must be.

What about Kelepi ?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Notice the similarity between all our new recruits? Is it an accident? Surely it must be.

Hmmm, Tanginoa, Schulte, Gutherson, Cornish.

All good 500 players? All better than at least one member of our 2015 Top 25?


EDIT: Got it. Not one bloody Serb. f**king racists

 

[Kornstar]

Notice the similarity between all our new recruits? Is it an accident? Surely it must be.

They're all rugby league players?

 

[Gronk]

Clinton Gutherson ‏@ClintGutherson · 8m8 minutes ago
Time to get the body back in shape for training. #sloppy #funsover

 

[yy_cheng]

All males.

 

[Gronk]

Bad haircuts

 

[Avenger]

What about Kelepi ?

He's not really new.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

He's not really new.

Or Serbian.

 

[parra pete]

No chance. Semi every day of the week. Not that Morris isn't a good player

Brett Morris married to a Hay girl..that alone makes him a good judge..

 

[84 Baby]

Clinton Gutherson ‏@ClintGutherson · 8m8 minutes ago
Time to get the body back in shape for training. #sloppy #funsover

So he should. He's really let himself go

 

[84 Baby]

Brett Morris married to a Hay girl..that alone makes him a good judge..

He can f**king listen to El Masri's case then, I'd still take Semi over him

 

[Gronk]

Brett Morris married to a Hay girl..that alone makes him a good judge..

Married to a Hay Girl ? You'd need to keep her away from the fire place.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Notice the similarity between all our new recruits? Is it an accident? Surely it must be.

New recruits as in the last 3 announced? That they're all under the age of 23.

 

[Noise]

New recruits as in the last 3 announced? That they're all under the age of 23.

Think he means next year. And possibly this year too. New to the Eels this year and next:

Wicks
Watmough
Robinson
Scott
Foran
Moss
Gordon
Cornish
Gutherson
Schulte

Missed anyone?

Anyone got a list of merkins we let go?

 

[Fanbase]

Notice the similarity between all our new recruits? Is it an accident? Surely it must be.

Must have identified some problems there hey? Lets face it the islander policy has not worked yeah.

 

[lingard]

Nine News Sydney ‏@9NewsSyd · 16m16 minutes ago
FIRST ON 9: Gregs Bird's first interview about cocaine scandal that nearly ended his career @Danny_Weidler #9NewsAt6

Hmm. Silence is golden, Greg.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-08/charges-against-titans-bird-and-harrison-dismissed/6836698

And if Touma is convicted Greg ?

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...be-heard-in-2016/story-fntwpug1-1227522444914

Holmes: "I think we've got this Bird fellow, Watson.
Watson: "How so, Holmes?"
Holmes: "The word 'Champaign' gives him away."
Watson: "I don't understand, Holmes."
Holmes: "It is obviously an elaborate code, Watson. It is obvious to me that 'Champaign' is 'Cocaine".
Watson: "Cocaine, Holmes? Are you sure?"
Holmes: "Without a shadow of a doubt, my dear friend. You see, they are both two syllable words - and they both rhyme."
Watson: "Of course, Holmes! That's amazing!"
Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson.
Watson: "But, Holmes - the other fellow was a wine merchant. Could he not in fact have been talking about Champaign?"
Holmes: "Er ..... we'd better be off now, Watson. I can sense another case coming on."
Watson: "Of Champaign, Homes?"
Holmes: "Shut up, Watson."

 

[Parra47]

Think he means next year. And possibly this year too. New to the Eels this year and next:

Wicks
Watmough
Robinson
Scott
Foran
Moss
Gordon
Cornish
Gutherson
Schulte

Missed anyone?

Anyone got a list of merkins we let go?

I posted a list a page or two back.

 

[Eelementary]

Holmes: "I think we've got this Bird fellow, Watson.
Watson: "How so, Holmes?"
Holmes: "The word 'Champaign' gives him away."
Watson: "I don't understand, Holmes."
Holmes: "It is obviously an elaborate code, Watson. It is obvious to me that 'Champaign' is 'Cocaine".
Watson: "Cocaine, Holmes? Are you sure?"
Holmes: "Without a shadow of a doubt, my dear friend. You see, they are both two syllable words - and they both rhyme."
Watson: "Of course, Holmes! That's amazing!"
Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson.
Watson: "But, Holmes - the other fellow was a wine merchant. Could he not in fact have been talking about Champaign?"
Holmes: "Er ..... we'd better be off now, Watson. I can sense another case coming on."
Watson: "Of Champaign, Homes?"
Holmes: "Shut up, Watson."

:lol:

 

[Bigfella]

Married to a Hay Girl ? You'd need to keep her away from the fire place.

Well stacked?

 

[Bigfella]

Holmes: "I think we've got this Bird fellow, Watson.
Watson: "How so, Holmes?"
Holmes: "The word 'Champaign' gives him away."
Watson: "I don't understand, Holmes."
Holmes: "It is obviously an elaborate code, Watson. It is obvious to me that 'Champaign' is 'Cocaine".
Watson: "Cocaine, Holmes? Are you sure?"
Holmes: "Without a shadow of a doubt, my dear friend. You see, they are both two syllable words - and they both rhyme."
Watson: "Of course, Holmes! That's amazing!"
Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson.
Watson: "But, Holmes - the other fellow was a wine merchant. Could he not in fact have been talking about Champaign?"
Holmes: "Er ..... we'd better be off now, Watson. I can sense another case coming on."
Watson: "Of Champaign, Homes?"
Holmes: "Shut up, Watson."

Maybe the reason they didn't drop the charges against these two was that they figured any self respecting legitimate wine seller would know how to spell champagne.