stiffmeister
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I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art
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stiff-meister eel said:I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art
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stiff-meister eel said:I admire your boldness there cupid. You must be a female version of the stiff-meister
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stiff-meister eel said:Elementary
I recommend Carmens' in Miranda, Tank, Cargo etc
Beautiful women are all around looking for dudes who have personality, grace, looks (even average) & who listen to their needs
No corny opening liners, also don't become too intense as that puts them off. Oh one final point just be care free & full of fun. Don't ask them first off what do you do for a living & all that boring crap
Leave the smooth liners until after you trap them where they can laugh about them with you. I learned that the hard way. In my previous posts I have really stated in some cases what not to do but I did that for laughs.
Stay modest the first time you meet them then do the boasting about yourself after they fall in love with you
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SO where is your brothers scanner stiffy?In New Zealand or something?I want to see the pic.And btw,I will have no trouble with it as many ppl say I am not mere human but more goddess Ostiff-meister eel said:I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art
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sportive cupid said:forget the almast -I can do ANYTHING standing up :lol: :lol: :lol:
sportive cupid said:forget the almast -I can do ANYTHING standing up :lol: :lol: :lol:
dazeely said:Look I'm even repeating myself![]()
dazeely said:Look I'm even repeating myself![]()
sportive cupid said:btw Hells- I don't have a dick at all,yet don't see it as a disadvantage :lol:Hellchick said:Don't think he has a dick at all Haynzy.Haynzy said:Why don't you talk yourself up just a little more Stiff-meister?
How full of yourself can u be?
Smooth? I call the crap that is coming out of your mouth 'bullsh*t'.
If you have to big-note yourself that much then you must be one of the most ugliest and pathetic little men going around
or have a small penis :shock:
Urvoi (is that pronounced ervoy?)
He also can't spell it is 'au revoir' (and is pronounced kind of like this: 'or revwar')