Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art

;-)

 

[Stagger eel]

I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art

;-)

I'm sure she can laugh standing up. ;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

ohh I can do almast anything standing up :lol:

 

[Stagger eel]

ohh I can do almast anything standing up :lol:

:?

 

[sportive cupid]

forget the almast -I can do ANYTHING standing up :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

I admire your boldness there cupid. You must be a female version of the stiff-meister

;-)

 

[Stagger eel]

I admire your boldness there cupid. You must be a female version of the stiff-meister

;-)

only slightly more modest ;-)

 

[Eelementary]

Elementary

I recommend Carmens' in Miranda, Tank, Cargo etc

Beautiful women are all around looking for dudes who have personality, grace, looks (even average) & who listen to their needs

No corny opening liners, also don't become too intense as that puts them off. Oh one final point just be care free & full of fun. Don't ask them first off what do you do for a living & all that boring crap

Leave the smooth liners until after you trap them where they can laugh about them with you. I learned that the hard way. In my previous posts I have really stated in some cases what not to do but I did that for laughs.

Stay modest the first time you meet them then do the boasting about yourself after they fall in love with you

;-)

I bow before you, Master.

 

[sportive cupid]

I need to use my bro's scanner but I must warn you I am too good looking for the human eyes. Cupid I suggest you sit on a chair & medidate before you see my pic as I am truly a work of art

;-)

SO where is your brothers scanner stiffy?In New Zealand or something?I want to see the pic.And btw,I will have no trouble with it as many ppl say I am not mere human but more goddess O

 

[dazeely]

forget the almast -I can do ANYTHING standing up :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your killing me. Rrrrrrrrrr

 

[dazeely]

forget the almast -I can do ANYTHING standing up :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your killing me. Rrrrrrrrrr

 

[dazeely]

Look I'm even repeating myself

 

[sportive cupid]

thank you sir O i think

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

Look I'm even repeating myself

I thought the double up coment was just to draw att4ention to yourself DAZEELY . I was going to try that

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

Look I'm even repeating myself

I thought the double up coment was just to draw att4ention to yourself DAZEELY . I was going to try that

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

 

[dazeely]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

dazeely.....to quote a song not that recently recorderd by Ronan Keating.....
You say it best
When u say nothing at all

 

[PJ Marshal]

Im so cool i dont get id by bouncers anymore

 

[Hellsy]

Why don't you talk yourself up just a little more Stiff-meister?
How full of yourself can u be?
Smooth? I call the crap that is coming out of your mouth 'bullsh*t'.
If you have to big-note yourself that much then you must be one of the most ugliest and pathetic little men going around

or have a small penis :shock:

Urvoi (is that pronounced ervoy?)

Don't think he has a dick at all Haynzy.
He also can't spell it is 'au revoir' (and is pronounced kind of like this: 'or revwar')

btw Hells- I don't have a dick at all,yet don't see it as a disadvantage :lol:

Neither do I SC, I think this guy is over-compensating for his though :roll: :roll: