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What are we going to talk about this off season!!!

LOYAL DRAGON

First Grade
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Some sites that are keeping me entertained this offseason:

http://www.fatkidsfalling.com/
http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
http://www.27bslash6.com/
http://springfieldpunx.blogspot.com/

DISCLAIMER: I am in no way spamming, scamming, getting paid, know anyone who runs/owns these sites.
Theyre just cool fun sites that I go to.

Enjoy!
Are into leather and wips:lol::crazy:
 

silverex

Bench
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3,247
we always give the charity to souths so whats the point of watching it, the last time I went was 5 years ago as I was sick of watching our reserves go around

I guess the only point in watching it is that it heralds the start of the new season. It's a chance to drag the jersey out of the cupboard and give it an airing before the season gets under way.
 

Steel Dragon

Bench
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Are into leather and wips:lol::crazy:


Kinda.

Dad and my brothers, (and pop and dad's uncles when they were alive) make stock whips outta cow hide (and sometimes kangaroo hide).
We have a whole assortment of different variations. Bull whips, bullock-train whips, more equestrian based ones, regular cattle whips of varying styles shapes and lengths.

My brothers have competed in (and won) several whip cracking contests.

One brother was invited to (and was paid to) travel to Malaysia to compete in a rodeo over there.
The boys are all standing round for ages in this great open marble foyer of the huge motel they were put up in. My brother gets jack of waiting so he pulls out a whip and starts cracking it.
The echo sounds like a gun blast and security come running from everywhere. When they see what the noise was, they all stood round while my bro puts on an exhibition.
On the last night of the rodeo, the malaysian prime minister (or some important bloke) puts on this big ass rooftop BBQ for all the aussie cowboys and all the Malay VIPs to mingle. Needless to say the boys take advantage of the free grog, and one of the malay diplomats gets it in his head to ask my brother to do one of those precision whip cracking demonstrations where you crack a lit cigarette outta someones mouth.
Despite my brothers protests that he's too drunk to do it, and he doesnt really do it anyway, they convinced him to do it.
My brother whipped a Malaysian diplomat up the side of the head and everyone laughed their asses off!
Not to be deterred, they decided to try again, but with a rolled up piece of A4 paper (again - on fire). This time my brother succeeded in hitting the paper - but only so much that he cut the paper in half with the whip and managed to flick the lit piece up onto the diplomats head, singeing his hair.
Again everyone was drunk and laughed hysterically.
:D
 

LOYAL DRAGON

First Grade
Messages
5,654
Kinda.

Dad and my brothers, (and pop and dad's uncles when they were alive) make stock whips outta cow hide (and sometimes kangaroo hide).
We have a whole assortment of different variations. Bull whips, bullock-train whips, more equestrian based ones, regular cattle whips of varying styles shapes and lengths.

My brothers have competed in (and won) several whip cracking contests.

One brother was invited to (and was paid to) travel to Malaysia to compete in a rodeo over there.
The boys are all standing round for ages in this great open marble foyer of the huge motel they were put up in. My brother gets jack of waiting so he pulls out a whip and starts cracking it.
The echo sounds like a gun blast and security come running from everywhere. When they see what the noise was, they all stood round while my bro puts on an exhibition.
On the last night of the rodeo, the malaysian prime minister (or some important bloke) puts on this big ass rooftop BBQ for all the aussie cowboys and all the Malay VIPs to mingle. Needless to say the boys take advantage of the free grog, and one of the malay diplomats gets it in his head to ask my brother to do one of those precision whip cracking demonstrations where you crack a lit cigarette outta someones mouth.
Despite my brothers protests that he's too drunk to do it, and he doesnt really do it anyway, they convinced him to do it.
My brother whipped a Malaysian diplomat up the side of the head and everyone laughed their asses off!
Not to be deterred, they decided to try again, but with a rolled up piece of A4 paper (again - on fire). This time my brother succeeded in hitting the paper - but only so much that he cut the paper in half with the whip and managed to flick the lit piece up onto the diplomats head, singeing his hair.
Again everyone was drunk and laughed hysterically.
:D
struth:shock: and I was only kidding:shock:
 
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