Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Hallatia]

I think I'm in love with Hallatia ...

 

[Hallatia]

lalala

 

[Bazal]

Cliffhanger is the only man for me

 

[Hallatia]

what about Dutchy?

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

What kind of person ruins a set of golf clubs? You should have taken them.

 

[DB]

I Love Lamp

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

:shock: You wrecked his golf clubs...

Well you're just...

That's just....

OMG!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I had a set stolen a year or so back and I still cry myself to sleep everynight.

 

[IanG]

I agree what a bitch!!!

 

[Shorty]

We talked. We faught. I walked...................then went back and ran over his golf clubs.
Sorted.

Good I'm glad.
I dunno what the f**k is wrong with some people in here but pashing is cheating...quite clearly.
It has nothing to do with jealousy or insecurity, it's got to do with respecting and actually being a faithful partner.
And the 'I don't remember' thing is pathetic, some parts of the night remain blacked out but not all of it and besides if it's all over fb then he's got to have at least told you.

 

[Skinner]

I really, really heart Stormy

 

[Bazal]

Cheating is subjective, Shorty. Clearly

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

But destroying his golf clubs...

Surely that is going too far?

You could have done something less nasty like chop off his penis or something, surely?

 

[Skinner]

Mrs T Woods did something with golf clubs as well I recall.

 

[Shorty]

Yeah she destroyed his clubs AND his car...LOL.

 

[Hallatia]

I am sure Mr. T Woods gets them for free, so he wouldn't be affected by anything done to his clubs

 

[Twizzle]

I am sure Mr. T Woods gets them for free, so he wouldn't be affected by anything done to his clubs

you're right

he's probably never had to pay for his women

 

[Cliffhanger]

Tiger Woods' would have quite a few that would have sentimental value and his wife didn't appear particularly dumb surely she would have destroyed the ones that meant a lot.

 

[StormChaser]

Running over clubs isn't as easy as one would think. First I tried the whole bag, and it got stuck under my bumper, I then took them out of the bag and reversed over them a bit but that didn't work very well, just a few dents, so I placed them halfway on the driveway gutter and went over them a few times that way. Worked a treat.

 

[StormChaser]

P.S he had a major meltdown on fb that's why I've de-activated my account for a while.