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Reports are running hot about an aged cougar that has been seen stalking local watering holes on the lookout for young cubs that have been separated from their maternal guardians.
This reporter has learned that this particular cougar, described by many who have laid eyes on it as being mangy, desperate and starved for attention with a possible mental incapacity, is targeting prey up and down the eastern seaboard. It was last seen at the Normanby.
Ranger Tom comments as follows: What we are seeing here is a very weird twist of nature, where a mother cougar is targeting particularly weak kneed, incapacitated pray, which given their state will not put up any form of physical or more importantly, mental struggle - It really is sad, the lengths this cougar is going to.
Plans have been announced to try to attempt to trap the stray cougar, with wildlife officers lacing traps with various kinds of bait. One wildlife officer has commented that given the cougars focus on mentally weak pray, all traps will be laced with public servants.
From across the globe former US Vice President Al Gore has weighed in to the discussion, citing that the actions of this cougar are similar to the tactics employed by American Folklore creature Man Bear Pig. Mr Gore could make no further comments, stating Now is an inconvenient time, I am super-cereal
Peter Andre was unavailable for comment.
