Arsenal- how many European Cups aye BM? My team has won 5, and I have been alive to see one of them! I'll leave you to connect the dots on that one...
Miami Heat- been following them since last season have we BM? Do tell us all what an effort it is to support a team with one of the best players in the game who have made two finals since you began following them! I'm sure all the Pacers and Clippers fans around here will understand your frustration. Why is it that I barely ever saw a Miami Heat singlet worn in public until 2010? But you're different from all those LeBron devotee's and plastic gangsters, aren't you BM? I'm a Lakers man myself, no I don't own a Kobe Bryant singlet (yet). But I do happen to own the singlet of a past Lakers great who you've probably not even heard of. He was good enough for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers to write a song about, though...
Packers- Righto. Could you even find Green Bay on a blank map of the U.S.A BM? I like the Raiders myself, I wouldn't claim to be a big fan but at least I can say I've been through their area...
Sydney Swans- Hahahaha. Barely see Swans fans all year, until the finals come when suddenly people bring their red and white scarves out of the wardrobe, memorise the top 3 players' names from articles and mention them in every conversation they have with other Swans fans, and punctuate every few sentences with "Go the Swannies!"
Only for September to cruel them yet again, the supporters' gear goes back in the wardrobe and their beloved 'Swannies' aren't talked about again, at least until they win a couple of games in a row the following season. Swannies "fans" are basically better looking, Chardonnay drinking versions of lol@50uff$ fans...