2nd ASHES TEST: England v Australia at Lords, July 16-20, 2009

[andrew057]

Ben Hilfenhaus is dominating.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Pay me a royalty cheque twig.

 

[aussies1st]

Another Locky golden boy gets injured, he sure knows how to pick the injured.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Another nice person who gets injured breaking his nail.

 

[lockyno1]

Haurie is fine thank you, he will spin us to victory on the 5th day. You have heard it here guys!

Oh Cooky..you made my day. Best time of the match was Haurie bowling to Cooky!

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Did you get much vacuuming done?

 

[Twizzle]

Haurie is fine thank you, he will spin us to victory on the 5th day. You have heard it here guys!

Oh Cooky..you made my day. Best time of the match was Haurie bowling to Cooky!

if anyone is bowling on the 5th day, it will be the poms

 

[Twizzle]

good to see Notch swing one ball at least

imagine if he swung 2

 

[TheParraboy]

Thank f**k Australia's bowling attack is all arse because our batting line-up is ordinary.

the same arse (and very green) pace attack beat an extroadinary batting lineup (lead by the great Jacques Kallis) in their own backyard recently

Hauritz injured, might be a blessing in disguise. Clarke, North will get more overs. Already a masterstroke Clarke gets Collingwood

Still cant get over how Clark was left out of this test match.

 

[TheParraboy]

good to see Notch swing one ball at least

imagine if he swung 2

when you let the ball go with the seam all over the shop, one good delivery is bound to happen, unfortunately the others get smacked and you go for over 5 an over

 

[lockyno1]

Did you get much vacuuming done?

Actually yes I did:lol:

 

[lockyno1]

the same arse (and very green) pace attack beat an extroadinary batting lineup (lead by the great Jacques Kallis) in their own backyard recently

Hauritz injured, might be a blessing in disguise. Clarke, North will get more overs. Already a masterstroke Clarke gets Collingwood

Still cant get over how Clark was left out of this test match.

Hauritz will bowl today (2nd day) if needed. His injury is only a dislocated finger!

As for Clark, each to their own, but he has been poor for 6 months. I do feel the ACB screwed him by making him play in the ODI's in Sth Africa rather than County cricket though!

 

[Tommy Smith]

That f**k England's bowling attack is even worse because our batting line up is all class.

FMD, well if it isn't my shadow. Quoting me again, what a shock.

Every time i fart you're there to sniff it.

It's not my fault you're still a virgin, ok?

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Tommy it's bath time and I have a biscuit for you.

 

[hineyrulz]

Johnson was absolutely woeful but he bowled the best 2 balls of the day, if we can get them out for under 400 we will have done well after the start we had.

 

[beads6]

WTF is the go with Johnson, he looks broken.. He better get fixed soon otherwise I can see the selectors picking Lee in the 3rd test in his place.... Aussies need to roll England for under 400 if they are a chance of winning.. The pitch is a joke fancy having a dead set road on the first day ffs get a decent wicket ffs.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Typical f**king useless Queenslander is his go.

 

[Red Bear]

Hauritz will bowl today (2nd day) if needed. His injury is only a dislocated finger!

As for Clark, each to their own, but he has been poor for 6 months. I do feel the ACB screwed him by making him play in the ODI's in Sth Africa rather than County cricket though!

Disslocated his 'spinning' finger, you dont just go out and bowl straight after that with any zip or flight or anything.
He's f**king sh*t anyway

Yesterday what i watch (first 2 sessions) was one of the most abject days of cricket I've seen from an Australian side, we were woeful, only Hilfenhaus after lunch looked threatening, Siddle was ok, Hauritz nothing special and Johnson disgraceful.

 

[hineyrulz]

Great start by Hilfy

 

[hineyrulz]

Poms 8 down now, looking good.....